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I just WISH these guys were kidding

Was shooting my friends' band the other night and my eyes were presented with the most amazing sight. Had to snap a frame.

Behold mortals, your Leopard Print Gods are here

Holy Hippie Nonsense, Batman

Organic wheat grass drink mix? Whut?

Reeeeeeeaaaaally Sara? Reeeeeeeaaaaaaally?

A dramatic reading...

of "The Petals Fall Twice" - erotica written by Chip Zdarsky. NSFW. oh, no, NS at all.

Trailer for Danny Boyle's new movie

I might've been the one person who didn't like Slumdog Millionaire, but I still love 28 Days Later and the trailer here intrigues. Apparently James Franco's bringin' the A-game:

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiii....

I think it's worth the whole seven minutes, but I'm nutty that way.

It's A Me, Mario

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

This is mostly posted for Dave, since he didn't see it at any of the Scott Pilgrim screenings at the Drafthouse.

This is monumentally stupid

But it also becomes kind of zen if you watch it all the way through. About halfway through the lyrics even get pretty hilarious.

BURIED

Just the concept of this movie might have me too claustrophobic to see it. The trailer makes it look pretty cool, though.

I haven't even watched this yet...

...but it's the short film I've learned is the source of the creepy .GIF I posted a few posts back. It's just a minute or two long (and I'm told half of that is credits), but apparently scare-tastic. Figure I'll watch it in the morning and not right before I try to sleep :)

Enjoy:

Five glorious minutes of Ellis from L4D2

Ellis is my chosen character in Left 4 Dead 2. His hillbilly stories are no small part of it:

Jack-Chop!

You dirty, nasty, slutty, litte... servant of God?

This, from the relative that I can guarantee never went past kissing before marriage:

The most awesomely accidental and clueless sexual comment I've in a very long time. See what sexual repression does to you boys and girls?

Are you really, really, really hungry?

Then maybe a Big Mac isn't enough. Maybe you need... a Monster Mac. This monstrosity proudly features not two, not four, but EIGHT all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a sesame seed bun. This seems, perhaps, excessive.