Showing posts with label secksay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label secksay. Show all posts
A dramatic reading...
of "The Petals Fall Twice" - erotica written by Chip Zdarsky. NSFW. oh, no, NS at all.
Hot List - D3's Rock & Roll Edition
This isn't in any particular order; it's not even a top five. This is just "Five Mostly Randomly Selected Hot Chicks in Rock & Roll."
Torry Castellano - Drummer for The Donnas
Hottest Donna. Something about sexual forwardness of their songs...
Otep Shamaya - Vocalist for Otep
Scary impressive death-metal-ish scream for a girl... hell for a guy.
Kelly Ogden - Vocalist and Bassist for The Dollyrots
Randy, I actually think you'll dig this band; they're kinda pop-punk; you should check 'em out.
Joan Jett - Vocalist for Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Ok, so not as hot as several others that could have made this list... but it's Joan Fucking Jett. You can't do a "Hot Chicks of Rock" without Joan Fucking Jett. Oh, and she''s kinda like Madonna in that she's hotter now that she's older.
Cristina Scabbia - Vocalist for Lacuna Coil
Don't know much about this one. Discovered the group through Rock Band. I DO know she's hot, though.
Torry Castellano - Drummer for The Donnas
Hottest Donna. Something about sexual forwardness of their songs...
Otep Shamaya - Vocalist for Otep
Scary impressive death-metal-ish scream for a girl... hell for a guy.
Kelly Ogden - Vocalist and Bassist for The Dollyrots
Randy, I actually think you'll dig this band; they're kinda pop-punk; you should check 'em out.
Joan Jett - Vocalist for Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Ok, so not as hot as several others that could have made this list... but it's Joan Fucking Jett. You can't do a "Hot Chicks of Rock" without Joan Fucking Jett. Oh, and she''s kinda like Madonna in that she's hotter now that she's older.
Cristina Scabbia - Vocalist for Lacuna Coil
Don't know much about this one. Discovered the group through Rock Band. I DO know she's hot, though.
SNL Confirmation Hearings
In the midst of Sontomayor's Supreme Court hearings and Al Franken's Senatorial debut...let's revisit SNL's 80s spoof of the Clarence Thomas hearings - featuring Al Franken!
(I particularly like Dana Carvey's Strom Thurmond)
(I particularly like Dana Carvey's Strom Thurmond)
Black Widow, bringin' teh hotness...
While Mickey Rourke's villain for the next Iron Man has many of the same visual qualities as a hobo...check out Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow - straight out the comics! She's even got the cool wrist things!
(and she's all crawly!)
(and she's all crawly!)
Let's get mellow.
Yes, friends, there was a time when the mighty terrorist organization, Cobra, tried to take over the world with 80s hair metal. Dare you risk falling under their trance?
Cold Slither takes the stage!
Edit: forgot to credit Nick with finding this one. Nick, I dub you honorary stage manager for Cold Slither. Congratulations?
Cold Slither takes the stage!
Edit: forgot to credit Nick with finding this one. Nick, I dub you honorary stage manager for Cold Slither. Congratulations?
The mother of all creepy posts...
Brit documentary on those "Real Dolls."
Right, so this behemoth's 45 minutes long and not safe for work (the Brits don't censor so much), but I swear I couldn't stop watching. Hilarious, horrifying, sad...nothing can prepare you.
NOTHING!
(try at least a few minutes)
Right, so this behemoth's 45 minutes long and not safe for work (the Brits don't censor so much), but I swear I couldn't stop watching. Hilarious, horrifying, sad...nothing can prepare you.
NOTHING!
(try at least a few minutes)
I actually have something heartwarming to post for Christmas...
...but it's only Christmas Eve, so I'm clearing out the disturbing stuff first.
Dare you enlarge the image?
A holiday message from Warren Ellis alter ego, Spider Jerusalem:
Dare you enlarge the image?
A holiday message from Warren Ellis alter ego, Spider Jerusalem:
Wait! All you guys with your hot gals list...
Have you considered, possibly, Japanese female Ronald McDonald?
Randy's List of Hawt Girls & Guys
OK, I wasn't going to post, but everybody else did, and I had some free time to think about it on the drive back from Dallas, so here it is. This might more accurately be called the "Famous girls Randy thinks are cute after doing a little Googling around the Internet." But googling in that context sounds dirty. And it totally wasn't. What these ladies and I have is special, yo!
Note: There are no Rick Rolls in this post, you can click on links with impunity.
1. Amy Adams - She's big now from Enchanted and Junebug, but I loved her as Jim's other girlfriend on The Office.
2. Isla Fisher - My favorite role? As the sex-crazed sister in Wedding Crashers, a pretty bad movie with a pretty good cast. Oh, and she's married to Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G/Borat), so you *know* she's got a good sense of humor.
3. Kristen Bell - Cute, sassy and with geek cred to spare - although my real crush is on whipsmart college aged Veronica Mars from the never seen season four.
4. Kristen Chenoweth - Mostly I love her for her sassy, sarcastic character Olive in Pushing Daisies, but what pushed her over the edge was her "Hopelessly Devoted to You" song in that show. She's a Broadway actress, and the girl has some impressive pipes. And no, I'm not using that as a euphemism for breasts. Although those are impressive too.
5. Mary Louise Parker - Always great, but she's really taken the MILF thing to new levels with her crazy dysfunctional character on Weeds. This slot was *almost* taken by Friday Night Lights' Connie Britton, but I love her more as a character... Mary Louise Parker, I love her character *and* think she's crazy hot. Witness the "brick dance" scene from this season of Weeds.
Now, as for my "dudes I'd totally do if I went in for that kind of thing, but I'm totally not gay so shut up" list, I thought it'd be easy and I could pick 'em all from the cast of Ocean's Eleven, but then I figured everybody else did pictures, so I'll balance out my above pictures of hot girls with hot guys.
1. Nathan Fillion - C'mon... any given episode of Firefly, or Drive... Indiana Jones and Han Solo may be too old now, but Mal is their younger, hotter cousin.
2. George Clooney - Sauve, politically aware and man-sexy. And they say opposites attract, so...
3. John Krasinski - Doesn't Jim, from The Office, totally seem like the kind of guy you'd have a blast going out to grab a beer with? Or maybe having wild gay sex with?
4. Denzel Washington - Deep down, don't we *all* have a crush on Denzel Washington?
5.And of course...
Because he's Batman! And he's good at *everything*.
Note: There are no Rick Rolls in this post, you can click on links with impunity.
1. Amy Adams - She's big now from Enchanted and Junebug, but I loved her as Jim's other girlfriend on The Office.
2. Isla Fisher - My favorite role? As the sex-crazed sister in Wedding Crashers, a pretty bad movie with a pretty good cast. Oh, and she's married to Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G/Borat), so you *know* she's got a good sense of humor.
3. Kristen Bell - Cute, sassy and with geek cred to spare - although my real crush is on whipsmart college aged Veronica Mars from the never seen season four.
4. Kristen Chenoweth - Mostly I love her for her sassy, sarcastic character Olive in Pushing Daisies, but what pushed her over the edge was her "Hopelessly Devoted to You" song in that show. She's a Broadway actress, and the girl has some impressive pipes. And no, I'm not using that as a euphemism for breasts. Although those are impressive too.
5. Mary Louise Parker - Always great, but she's really taken the MILF thing to new levels with her crazy dysfunctional character on Weeds. This slot was *almost* taken by Friday Night Lights' Connie Britton, but I love her more as a character... Mary Louise Parker, I love her character *and* think she's crazy hot. Witness the "brick dance" scene from this season of Weeds.
Now, as for my "dudes I'd totally do if I went in for that kind of thing, but I'm totally not gay so shut up" list, I thought it'd be easy and I could pick 'em all from the cast of Ocean's Eleven, but then I figured everybody else did pictures, so I'll balance out my above pictures of hot girls with hot guys.
1. Nathan Fillion - C'mon... any given episode of Firefly, or Drive... Indiana Jones and Han Solo may be too old now, but Mal is their younger, hotter cousin.
2. George Clooney - Sauve, politically aware and man-sexy. And they say opposites attract, so...
3. John Krasinski - Doesn't Jim, from The Office, totally seem like the kind of guy you'd have a blast going out to grab a beer with? Or maybe having wild gay sex with?
4. Denzel Washington - Deep down, don't we *all* have a crush on Denzel Washington?
5.And of course...
Because he's Batman! And he's good at *everything*.
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