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Showing posts with label just follow the link. Show all posts
Showing posts with label just follow the link. Show all posts

William's now at LCRA!!!


Hey Gang,
Instead of trying to let the word out individually to each of you I figured a good ole blog entry would get to the majority of my friends. The big news: After a year of application process (interviews, background checks, and paperwork) I have finally been hired by LCRA. I'll be working security for them here in Austin with some sweet state benefits and a professional paycheck, even more than I was making being a security supervisor for that fruit computer company ;-). Better hours, more time off and excellent training. I'll basically be a police officer lite (yes, I'll carry a gun and all sorts of fancy toys that make people go "owie"and maybe even a take home truck!) and I'll be at the very top of the security industry.

If you are interested check out what we do: http://www.lcra.org/community/ps/index.html


Tiny giraffe, I has it.

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/index.php

DUNE coloring books and more...

Yep, it was real:

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More insanity HERE, courtesy the good folks at Comics Alliance.

Crazy

Virtual tour inside the cockpit of the Enola Gay. It's so crammed with shit it almost seems unreal. There's absolutely no effort made to hide any functionality or make it look attractive.

Speaking of Zelda...

I can't seem to embed this image at a size big enough to do it justice, but even if non-fans of Zelda should JUST FOLLOW THE LINK to witness a truly epic tribute to the series.

And, yes, "follow the link" is awesomely pun-tastic in this case!

Also: listen to this while you view it for maximum Zelda experience:

Lest the blog become too classy...

Hot chicks in Batman shirts

Probably NSFW.

And don't be getting snooty about what is and isn't hot - it's important to have variety in our objectification of women :)

The Euphemism Generator

Ever wanted over 500,000,000 ways to say "masturbating"? Like:

spinning the battering ram
steaming the croissant
crashing the wee husky
etc.

Of course you have!

So I give you The Euphemism Generator

Fun With Google Translator

Just click it. Make sure sound is on.

Wow.

I don't think I really understood how enveloping an experience the Sistine Chapel is before seeing this. Go HERE. It's amazing. It's like you're in Super Mario Land! The new Super Mario Holy Land!
Hello, I am Randy Quaid and I am an insane hobo.




**Side note: How the hell did this blog not have a "hobos" tag?!? You can thank me later for remedying that mind- boggling situation. ;)

Haunted Legend of Zelda cartridge



By now I figure everyone's read the amazing Dionaea House and Ted's Caving Page. What I've got here is another example of creepy metafiction, notable for its unlikely source - a Legend of Zelda cartridge - and its surprisingly effective (and ridiculously detailed) execution. I think it starts a little hokey, but the deeper you get into it, the more real it seems.

There're even YouTube vids that accompany it.

JUST FOLLOW THE LINK! <--- (also works as a Zelda pun)

REGULATE

Got some cheeseball 90s hip hop here, but more importantly said tune is the inspiration for an awesome song synopsis on Wikipedia.

Listen to the music as you read the Wiki! Wisdom will be gained!