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Obnoxious Brag, Cause I Gotta

Having models for friends has it's perks. For instance, getting an invite to the private Suicide Girls afterparty tonight. Sorry, just had to.

Wild Boasts and Baseless Claims

So I heard some talk about a study while listening to BBC World Service. Unfortunately, I can't find the study in print or online anywhere, so I'm just giving you second hand claims that I can't evidence. But I heard it on the radio, so it must be true right?

It was a study of what your cigarette brand says about you and how you culturally identify yourself. There was a ton of info associated with the study, but the two parts that popped for me were:

A) Marlboro smokers were most likely to identify themselves as republican voters.
B) Camel smokers were likely to identify themselves as part of some counter culture.

Totally suspected this for years and felt it was the case, but I never knew it was accurate and not just my gut feeling that was based on nothing substantial.

D3, did you eat a bowl of sugar?

I think you ate a bowl of sugar.

So Apparently It's Doppelganger Day on Facebook

So, I thought I'd play too. I went and found me a celeb-look-a-like site... uploaded one pic, got a girl. Another, got a girl. Uploaded 5 different pics... guess what? Five different girls.

At least they're hot girls; that's good, right?

An Important Message and Documentary

From The Fellatio Truth Movement.

Yeah, it's just a wee bit NSFW

Baby It's Cold Outside (Version 1,325)

Look away, D3... it's another version of that song you've grown to hate.

For everybody else... fun role reversal with Rainn Wilson (The Office) and Selma Blair (Hellboy).

More Christmas!

Alright, I promise not to photoshop Randy for at least the rest of the year, but I just HAD to post this one; I think it may be my favorite PS Randy after the original turtle from years ago.

I'm Going Directly to Hell

i can use photoshop too

and i am evil

You dirty, nasty, slutty, litte... servant of God?

This, from the relative that I can guarantee never went past kissing before marriage:

The most awesomely accidental and clueless sexual comment I've in a very long time. See what sexual repression does to you boys and girls?

Computer running slow?

http://downloadmoreram.net/

Brain Broked

It has to be fake right? No... it's real. In 1996, MC Hammer recorded a record with the seminal 90's gangsta rap label, Death Row (Suge Knight, Dr Dre, 2Pac, Snoop Doggy Dogg), that ended up never being released.

The record has all the trademarks of a 90's gangsta rap album: 70's R&B & funk as a musical backdrop, misogyny, drugs, violence, profanity, self praise, etc. Ya' know, all the fun stuff lol. Oh, don't forget to listen for the shoutout to Mike Tyson!

The weirdest part, it's surprisingly decent and listenable O_o

So if you want to hear MC Hammer rapping about pimping ho's or hear him do duets with the likes of 2Pac, download the album here for free.