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Showing posts with label crazytalk. Show all posts

EPIC

Just posted this on Facebook, but a video this epic needs multiple venues. What follows is clips of the season finale of SMALLVILLE where Clark finally wore the Superman costume...

...and one fan's reaction. I don't even care that it's 95% likely to be fake.

I have to think it's a gag...

...'cause if it's real, we all gonna die.

Two things:
1) The first five seconds reveal a fascinating secret about one of our own fellow bloggers!

2) It's worth watching all the way through, but watch it with a friend so you can MST3K it.

Randy, meet Antoine Dodson

Been meaning to post this. Randy knows about this meme, but hasn't actually seen it. Very much this year's "Bubb Rubb."


The original footage (awesomeness kicks in at about 50 seconds):



The autotune remix that even an autotune hater like myself loves:

Hello, I am Randy Quaid and I am an insane hobo.




**Side note: How the hell did this blog not have a "hobos" tag?!? You can thank me later for remedying that mind- boggling situation. ;)

Grant Morrison's shamanic vision of Superman

I figure the story might be apocryphal, but I still like it.

Very Little in the World

...has ever graced television or the internet with as much hilarity as Jon Stewart parodies of Glenn Beck.

I present: Moar.

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And speaking of Star Wars...

...let's talk about the epic Phantom Menace video review making the rounds.

Yes, it's 70 minutes long. 70 FOOKIN' MINUTES!!

But here's the thing. After I decided to watch a few minutes on a whim the other day, certain it'd be overkill. I was wrong. I became addicated and watched the entire thing in one fell swoop. I found it to be one of the funniest, most awesome things I've seen all year. It builds and builds on itself and the editing is amazing. It is, without a doubt, the most hilarious, insightful overview of the prequel trilogy ever.

Here, then, is the review in its entirety. I highly suggest giving it at least an episode or two if you've got some Star Wars love (or hate).













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Vicious (Lunar) Cycle

This is a favorite story of my own from an online magazine called "Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens." They specialize in absurdist literature, and although it can be pretty hit-or-miss, there is some good stuff on there. It isn't exactly Halloween themed - but then again neither are photoshopped pictures of a pregnant David Martindale. I can't copy the text from the pdf, so follow the link and then scroll down to the story titled "Vicious (Lunar) Cycle."

TRICK 'R TREAT


And so, the Halloween Blogstravaganza returns! Once again, I'm shooting for at least one scaaaaaaary-themed post a day till Halloween, and everyone's invited to join in. Don't be shy. I know you're all freaks.

First up, because Nate was just talking about how the movie Trick 'R Treat is having trouble marketing itself, is the creepy little animated short that inspired it. I've attached the trailer for the movie itself afterwards. Note to Anna Paquin fetishists: this movie features Anna Paquin.




12 oz roll of sausage? Fuck that.

When Jimmy Dean Sausages went from 16 ounces to 12 ounces, this man had a problem. Listen, won't you, to the call he made to their consumer feedback line...

(the coda, after he thinks he's hung up, is priceless)


I believe this to just be a fan creation...

...but it's so cleverly staged that I was very impressed.

Purports to be a trailer for an animated Arkham Asylum movie.

Cheating at Street Fighter is unacceptable.

And this gentleman is here to reiterate that, in the most NSFW terms possible.

Stay with it at least a minute. It becomes funnier and strangely hypnotic.

All Praise Unto the Lord!

John Madden finally retires from broadcasting. Football flavor commentary should make exponentially more sense from here on out.

"It could be a crackhead..."

As we close out St. Patrick's Day, I give the gift of the best Leprechaun sighting ever...

Wow

Check out the original homophobic a-hole, Archie Bunker, getting away with stuff they probably couldn't run on network TV today: