More vile toys!

This was linked from the lick-dog video, found in a "Top Ten Toys that made You Gay" list, where it ranked #1. There's plenty of videos just for this "oozinator," but this was one of my faves. (Don't know if the "major pumping required" line from the original commercial made it to this one).

Dave, I think you've got a fever...

And the only cure is:

One of My Favorite Scrubs Moments