...the name of the first sex toy app for Android
-facepalm-
(SOMEhow, the video is totally safe)
Showing posts with label welcome to 2009. Show all posts
Showing posts with label welcome to 2009. Show all posts
Thunder Frog
You know, I don't generally buy busts, but...
This is extremely weird and cool. Coming from Bowen this summer.
Alright, let's keep Randy's meme going. Instruction reminder...
Q: What does next year have in store for you?
"Malagueña" by Brian Setzer - Literal translation of Malagueña: "a Spanish woman from Málaga in Spain." And we're off to a good start! Unless she's a hideous old crone of a peasant, in which case I will cast her out.
Q: What does your love life look like next year?
"Wunderkind" by Alanis Morissette (from The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe soundtrack) - Let's see, a wunderkind is a child prodigee. Oh, dude...that's fucked up.
Q: What do you say when life gets hard?
"Cabaret" by Liza Minelli - Where better to drown my sorrows than at a German burlesque club?
Q: Song that reminds you of good times?
"When My Baby Left Me" by Junior Wells - What? She was a total B and the day I escaped her leash was a great one.
Q: What do you think when you get up in the morning?
"Mambo, Pt. 2" by Machito - It's time...
To...
DANCE!!
Q: What song will you dance to at your wedding?
"Rocket 88" by His Delta Cats & Jackie Brenston - This is a kick-ass, boogie-woogie blues number. This wedding's gonna swing, cats.
Q: Song that reminds you of your first kiss?
"The Vikings (Dancing on the Oars)" from the movie The Vikings - Shut up, I was drunk.
Q: Your favourite saying?
"You're Not Here" by Melissa Williamson (Silent Hill 3 Soundtrack) - The problem, of course, is that no one's ever around to hear my favorite saying.
Q: Favourite place?
"Main Viewing Screen" from a collection of classic Star Trek sound effects - Yeah, I am kind of a Trek dork. Of course I like hangin' out on the bridge.
Q: Most Missed Memory?
"Not Long for this World" by Kelly Willis - I sure do miss the days when I was terminally ill!
Q: What song describes your best friend?
"Escape" by Bernard Herrmann (soundtrack to the original Day the Earth Stood Still) - What can I say, the dude loves Journey's seventh album, and seeing as how it gave us "Don't Stop Believing", "Who's Crying Now" and "Open Arms", who can blame him?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_(Journey_album)
Q: What song describes your ex?
"Evil Ways" by Cal Tjader & Carmen McRae - Kinda self-explanatory, right?
Q: Where would you go on a first date?
"Na Herese Ke Naglentas" by Daniel Fox - It's an album of violin music from the Middle East. I don't know why the ladies are avoiding me. It'd be just the two of us, a bottle of wine, and the sounds of gunfire and car bombs as the sun sets over Baghdad.
Q: Drug of choice?
"Layla" by Eric Clapton - Me and Clapton BOTH want George Harrison's wife. He wants to sleep with her, I want to snort her, but still...it's a connection.
Q: What song describes yourself?
"Sharn: City of Towers" from the Eberron Soundtrack - True story: not two days ago one of the customers at the store told me, "Dude, you're such a city of towers." I was, like, "No way." And he was all, "You so are."
After a bit of self-reflection, I realize it's true.
Q: What is the thing you like doing most?
"If I Had Possession Over Judgment Day" by the Asylum Street Spankers - Judging people in the End Times, that's what Dave loves! Unfortunately my favorite thing can really only happen once. I might need a new hobby.
Q: The song that best describes the president?
"Grand Master Mika" from the Final Fantasy X soundtrack - It's a cooler-sounding title than President, that's for sure.
Q: Where will you be in 10 years?
"Claudette" by Roy Orbison - Hey, this Claudette babe sounds pretty okay! But wait, do parents even name girls Claudette any more? Maybe this is a Monkey's Paw kind of thing, and Claudette is gonna be the name of the human internment camp when Skynet takes over! OMG that not make no sense, but still is very scary!!
Q: Your love life right now?
"Is This Love" by Bob Marley - Yeah, I've never been Mr. Confidence.
Q: What is your state of mind like at the moment?
"Start the Fire" by No Doubt - Oh, did I mention my pyromania?
Q: How will you die?
"Strut C - Dining Hall" from the Metal Gear Solid 2 soundtrack - Very specific, I know. My suspicion is that Strut C is a location somewhere inside Prison Camp Claudette. DAMN YOU, SKYNET. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
1. Put your music player on shuffle.Now I may try this again without movie and video game soundtracks figured in, but the first run through includes everything I've got...
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4. Post the results here in a new post or in the comments.
Q: What does next year have in store for you?
"Malagueña" by Brian Setzer - Literal translation of Malagueña: "a Spanish woman from Málaga in Spain." And we're off to a good start! Unless she's a hideous old crone of a peasant, in which case I will cast her out.
Q: What does your love life look like next year?
"Wunderkind" by Alanis Morissette (from The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe soundtrack) - Let's see, a wunderkind is a child prodigee. Oh, dude...that's fucked up.
Q: What do you say when life gets hard?
"Cabaret" by Liza Minelli - Where better to drown my sorrows than at a German burlesque club?
Q: Song that reminds you of good times?
"When My Baby Left Me" by Junior Wells - What? She was a total B and the day I escaped her leash was a great one.
Q: What do you think when you get up in the morning?
"Mambo, Pt. 2" by Machito - It's time...
To...
DANCE!!
Q: What song will you dance to at your wedding?
"Rocket 88" by His Delta Cats & Jackie Brenston - This is a kick-ass, boogie-woogie blues number. This wedding's gonna swing, cats.
Q: Song that reminds you of your first kiss?
"The Vikings (Dancing on the Oars)" from the movie The Vikings - Shut up, I was drunk.
Q: Your favourite saying?
"You're Not Here" by Melissa Williamson (Silent Hill 3 Soundtrack) - The problem, of course, is that no one's ever around to hear my favorite saying.
Q: Favourite place?
"Main Viewing Screen" from a collection of classic Star Trek sound effects - Yeah, I am kind of a Trek dork. Of course I like hangin' out on the bridge.
Q: Most Missed Memory?
"Not Long for this World" by Kelly Willis - I sure do miss the days when I was terminally ill!
Q: What song describes your best friend?
"Escape" by Bernard Herrmann (soundtrack to the original Day the Earth Stood Still) - What can I say, the dude loves Journey's seventh album, and seeing as how it gave us "Don't Stop Believing", "Who's Crying Now" and "Open Arms", who can blame him?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_(Journey_album)
Q: What song describes your ex?
"Evil Ways" by Cal Tjader & Carmen McRae - Kinda self-explanatory, right?
Q: Where would you go on a first date?
"Na Herese Ke Naglentas" by Daniel Fox - It's an album of violin music from the Middle East. I don't know why the ladies are avoiding me. It'd be just the two of us, a bottle of wine, and the sounds of gunfire and car bombs as the sun sets over Baghdad.
Q: Drug of choice?
"Layla" by Eric Clapton - Me and Clapton BOTH want George Harrison's wife. He wants to sleep with her, I want to snort her, but still...it's a connection.
Q: What song describes yourself?
"Sharn: City of Towers" from the Eberron Soundtrack - True story: not two days ago one of the customers at the store told me, "Dude, you're such a city of towers." I was, like, "No way." And he was all, "You so are."
After a bit of self-reflection, I realize it's true.
Q: What is the thing you like doing most?
"If I Had Possession Over Judgment Day" by the Asylum Street Spankers - Judging people in the End Times, that's what Dave loves! Unfortunately my favorite thing can really only happen once. I might need a new hobby.
Q: The song that best describes the president?
"Grand Master Mika" from the Final Fantasy X soundtrack - It's a cooler-sounding title than President, that's for sure.
Q: Where will you be in 10 years?
"Claudette" by Roy Orbison - Hey, this Claudette babe sounds pretty okay! But wait, do parents even name girls Claudette any more? Maybe this is a Monkey's Paw kind of thing, and Claudette is gonna be the name of the human internment camp when Skynet takes over! OMG that not make no sense, but still is very scary!!
Q: Your love life right now?
"Is This Love" by Bob Marley - Yeah, I've never been Mr. Confidence.
Q: What is your state of mind like at the moment?
"Start the Fire" by No Doubt - Oh, did I mention my pyromania?
Q: How will you die?
"Strut C - Dining Hall" from the Metal Gear Solid 2 soundtrack - Very specific, I know. My suspicion is that Strut C is a location somewhere inside Prison Camp Claudette. DAMN YOU, SKYNET. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
First Blog Meme of 2009
OK, it's 2009 and it's time for a new iPod/iTunes/MP3 whatever meme. Here's the instructions:
Here are the instructions:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4. Post the results here in a new post or in the comments.
Q: What does next year have in store for you?
Mellowship Slinky in B Major by Red Hot Chili Peppers - Apparently, I'll be doing a lot of acid
Q: What does your love life look like next year?
Hava Nagilia from the Snatch soundtrack - So my love life is... Jewish?
Q: What do you say when life gets hard?
Your Time is Gonna Come by Led Zeppelin - Either I'm an optimist, or this is what I say to my enemies
Q: Song that reminds you of good times?
Mammal by They Might Be Giants - Because my good times are apparently exceptionally lame
Q: What do you think when you get up in the morning?
Opening the Hymnal/Babies by Happy Hollow - Because I'm a hymn-lovin' atheist, apparently
Q: What song will you dance to at your wedding?
Money for Nothing by Dire Straits - So I guess if I ever get married again, I'm marrying rich!
Q: Song that reminds you of your first kiss?
Chemistry by Information Society - Uh, that wasn't my first kiss, that was somebody else's, I think
Q: Your favourite saying?
Hats Off to (Roy) Harper by Led Zeppelin - What can I say, I just love Roy Harper... can't stop talking about him
Q: Favourite place?
The Hologram/Binary Sunset by London Symphony Orchestra - So my favorite place is either Tatooine or, more generally, a galaxy far, far away. OK.
Q: Most Missed Memory?
We Are Winning - Flobots - Wow, that's just depressing... I miss winning?
Q: What song describes your best friend?
Holden on Affleck from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back - And I quote "Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms." I don't know what this says about my best friend.
Q: What song describes your ex?
Lisa's Sax from The Simpsons - I don't even know what this means
Q: Where would you go on a first date?
A Drop of Nelson's Blood from Rogues Gallery (pirate song album) - So... on a murder spree?
Q: Drug of choice?
The Ballad of Grace Darling by The Shifty Sailors - Another pirate song? So my drug of choice is... grog?
Q: What song describes yourself?
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? by Revolting Cocks - Really, iPod?
Q: What is the thing you like doing most?
Caught by the Fuzz by Supergrass - What I like most, apparently, is breaking the law and getting caught
Q: The song that best describes the president?
Mr. E's Beautiful Blues by The Eels - I got nothing.
Q: Where will you be in 10 years?
Old Love by Eric Clapton - So I'll be old, and in love? Oh, iPod, you're so kind!
Q: Your love life right now?
Outsmarted by the Hives - Yep, that's pretty much what married life is like, if you marry the right woman.
Q: What is your state of mind like at the moment?
Different Tomorrow by The Broadside Beat - Well, it's true, at any rate.
Q: How will you die?
Rapture, Maria, No Exit - Blondie Remix - If I interpret this correctly, the Rapture will come, the Virgin Mary will show up and I will never die. Take that, bitches!
Here are the instructions:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4. Post the results here in a new post or in the comments.
Q: What does next year have in store for you?
Mellowship Slinky in B Major by Red Hot Chili Peppers - Apparently, I'll be doing a lot of acid
Q: What does your love life look like next year?
Hava Nagilia from the Snatch soundtrack - So my love life is... Jewish?
Q: What do you say when life gets hard?
Your Time is Gonna Come by Led Zeppelin - Either I'm an optimist, or this is what I say to my enemies
Q: Song that reminds you of good times?
Mammal by They Might Be Giants - Because my good times are apparently exceptionally lame
Q: What do you think when you get up in the morning?
Opening the Hymnal/Babies by Happy Hollow - Because I'm a hymn-lovin' atheist, apparently
Q: What song will you dance to at your wedding?
Money for Nothing by Dire Straits - So I guess if I ever get married again, I'm marrying rich!
Q: Song that reminds you of your first kiss?
Chemistry by Information Society - Uh, that wasn't my first kiss, that was somebody else's, I think
Q: Your favourite saying?
Hats Off to (Roy) Harper by Led Zeppelin - What can I say, I just love Roy Harper... can't stop talking about him
Q: Favourite place?
The Hologram/Binary Sunset by London Symphony Orchestra - So my favorite place is either Tatooine or, more generally, a galaxy far, far away. OK.
Q: Most Missed Memory?
We Are Winning - Flobots - Wow, that's just depressing... I miss winning?
Q: What song describes your best friend?
Holden on Affleck from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back - And I quote "Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms." I don't know what this says about my best friend.
Q: What song describes your ex?
Lisa's Sax from The Simpsons - I don't even know what this means
Q: Where would you go on a first date?
A Drop of Nelson's Blood from Rogues Gallery (pirate song album) - So... on a murder spree?
Q: Drug of choice?
The Ballad of Grace Darling by The Shifty Sailors - Another pirate song? So my drug of choice is... grog?
Q: What song describes yourself?
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? by Revolting Cocks - Really, iPod?
Q: What is the thing you like doing most?
Caught by the Fuzz by Supergrass - What I like most, apparently, is breaking the law and getting caught
Q: The song that best describes the president?
Mr. E's Beautiful Blues by The Eels - I got nothing.
Q: Where will you be in 10 years?
Old Love by Eric Clapton - So I'll be old, and in love? Oh, iPod, you're so kind!
Q: Your love life right now?
Outsmarted by the Hives - Yep, that's pretty much what married life is like, if you marry the right woman.
Q: What is your state of mind like at the moment?
Different Tomorrow by The Broadside Beat - Well, it's true, at any rate.
Q: How will you die?
Rapture, Maria, No Exit - Blondie Remix - If I interpret this correctly, the Rapture will come, the Virgin Mary will show up and I will never die. Take that, bitches!
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