It's too slow on the blog.

Thus, the perfect time for an asshole cigarette ad from ye olde tymes:

DO WANT!

Yeah, supposedly I'm mostly straight but Holy Man Meat, Batman! Robert Downy Jr needs to do more shirtless roles, like immediately.

Somebody had to post it

I know several have already seen it, but here's Lady Gaga's crazy-ass video with Beyonce. From Tarantino references to weird product placement to glasses made of cigarettes...it's, uh, something.

Possibly my favorite local commercial yet

Dokken VS Chicken

Bollywood He-Man!

Prison economy spiraling out of control!

From the always reliable Onion News Network:


Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Exceeds Two Hand Jobs

Marvel Characters Who Smoke

Courtesy of Chris Schweizer. More at the link.

Ya better get out his way.

He's comin' through.

Like father, like son...

Bill Hicks's Birthday

If Bill Hicks had survived cancer, he'd be... well, he'd still be dead, because a second Bush administration would have killed him. But in celebration of what would be his 46th birthday, I present a few classic Hicks routines: