It's not often I get to use this tag....

Originally created for the Wolverine trailer, "HE JUMP ON HELICOPTER" is my favorite dumb blog tag to try to use, usually in only mildly appropriate ways.

Today, however, is the real fuckin' deal.



(and incidentally, no relation to the Marky Mark/Tim Burton shitfest)

Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway?

In the tradition of "Cat Flushing a Toilet"...

And we close with a Gooby...

One final bad trailer here. I skipped one or two that we just hyper-amateurish, but not that funny, and one I'm saving for the Halloween Blogstravaganza.

And maybe I should've saved this one, a sort of furry fantasy called Gooby. It's certainly terrifying, and as the original article commented...

"Gooby will definitely molest your children."

Drunken Monkey Style

The BBC exposes the drunken and thieving antics of the Velvet Monkey.

Looks like a hard life.