As a farewell to Toodlepip...

... one of my absolute favourite things to ever grace this fair blog:

To kick off the holiday season...

...a classic returns.

12 oz roll of sausage? Fuck that.

When Jimmy Dean Sausages went from 16 ounces to 12 ounces, this man had a problem. Listen, won't you, to the call he made to their consumer feedback line...

(the coda, after he thinks he's hung up, is priceless)

And we close with a Gooby...

One final bad trailer here. I skipped one or two that we just hyper-amateurish, but not that funny, and one I'm saving for the Halloween Blogstravaganza.

And maybe I should've saved this one, a sort of furry fantasy called Gooby. It's certainly terrifying, and as the original article commented...

"Gooby will definitely molest your children."

"The Citizen Kane of Keyboard Cat"

As impossible as it may same, an internet meme snuck by under our noses. It was called Keyboard Cat and in its raw form, looked like this:



Whatever, right? But once said video goes through the internet TALENT MACHINE, it happened: the Citizen Kane of Keyboard Cat...