Not buyin' what they're sellin'

Dear Lord!

MUPPETS WITH PEOPLE EYES.

More HERE when you need something to give you nightmares.

WTF BOOM

The 22 Most Uncomfortable Album Covers Ever

This is my favorite internet thing of the week. FULL LIST HERE

And a few samples to get you started...

Mickey speaks

Not a gag - Disney's updating their Mickey Mouse, uh, fursuits, so that the mouth on the headpiece moves along with the speech of whoever's wearing it.

Creepy or cool? You decide.

Sailor Moon Dunst (NSFW)

Kirsten Dunst kind of fell out of geek favor when she said some dumb stuff about Spider-Man, but maybe this anime/cosplay fusion video will put her back on top. It's kinda cute/hot.

(Oh, and the NSFW part is only because there's a handful of glimpses of naughty manga intercut in the video. The stuff with Dunst is fairly tame.)


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The story behind it:

Dunst's cosplaying was part of a collaboration between McG, the director behind Terminator Salvation and Charlie's Angles, and Takashi Murakami, Japan's most famous living artist.

Dressed in an anime-style sailor suit, Dunst prances through Akiba, singing The Vapors' 1980 new wave smash "Turning Japanese", as a magical princess. (Dunst herself is a Sailor Moon fan.) The video, which was shown at the Tate Modern "Pop Life" exhibit last year, features appearances by Murakami and Bape designer Nigo.

Are you ready to fuckin' rock?

For a mere $75+ you can experience the brilliance of Hall & Oates on March 27th, celebrating the second anniversary of The Long Center!

DETAILS HERE for our many fans of Hall and/or Oates.




(and yes, they can see you through the computer monitor)

The Wiggles are Scary Pedos

...just sayin

Uh....

Builds to a crescendo of creepiness in the last 30 seconds:

Creepy 1971 Disney Land commercial

I'm not quite sure how this was supposed to be enticing - it appears this girl's being stalked by Disney characters.

O_o

Creepy Venture Capitalist Jesus:

Jesus Gets a Date:

He saves and then you bust him up:

Coach Jesus:

The Faith Tones:

Open your eyes and you will see him everywhere:

And, last but most certainly not least: Jesus wants you to turn him on...

Nightmare on Elm Street remake

Bay produces, though doesn't direct. Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach) takes lead role. Almost certainly unnecessary, but it's not a bad trailer...


A Nightmare on Elm Street in HD

Even Creepier in Video

The audio for this was floating around the BenBo a while back, but it's now in live in video!

You should watch up to the 30 second mark at least just to check out the conductor's dance moves... wowzers

Same Dude

Randy may be the only person on the blog to have watched both Big Love and Breaking Bad, so he may be the only one to find this interesting.

It nearly broke my brain when I recently started watching the 3rd season BL. I realized that the creepy and pedophilic Youth Minister from BL is also Jesse Pinkman from BB! Extra weird since Randy and I have recently discussed both characters without either of us seemingly noticing.

Pinkman:


Added bonus, the famed Pinkman MyShout page!

Who are you? D3 edition

First Result: either a liberal college professor, or a pedophile.



Second Result: The Whiskey Cave... FTW



Third Result: the FBI guy that's going to bust the pedo in the first result

Chip Zdarsky

...talks about why he likes comics.

Lazytown vs Lil' Jon (NSFW)

Metal Dolls multi-model shoot in the can

I'm linking to it here rather than just putting in my RSS feed like I usually do because there are a handful of images towards the end that I'm very proud of... but won't make it into my portfolio.

...and I really really wanted somebody to see them.

The model in the shots at the end will not have any of her photos posted anywhere (my site or Metal Dolls) because she put the professional reputation and credibility of myself and Metal Dolls at risk with her behavior.

Don't forget to check out the Metal Dolls website.

Slide show here.