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Boob humor (dedicated to Mandy)

I might've posted this before, but I think I only meant to and never got around to it.

First, take a quick peek at this actual infomercial that inspired the parody. You only need to watch a few seconds.



And now the embittered (and totally justified) response:

I have to think it's a gag...

...'cause if it's real, we all gonna die.

Two things:
1) The first five seconds reveal a fascinating secret about one of our own fellow bloggers!

2) It's worth watching all the way through, but watch it with a friend so you can MST3K it.

Sadly...

A google search for "hot chicks in transformers shirts" yields folded up transformers shirts in girl sizes for sale. Even MORE sadly, a google search for "hot chicks transformers" yields Megan Fox.