Ubisoft Answers the Question: Can Wii games be sexy?

The answer is no. Dear God, no.

Best action repartee ever?

(oh, and it's short but NSFW)

rain!

Stop. Now.

And pleez put my car back where you found it.

k thanks bai

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Matrix

Wasn't sure about this one until about the one minute mark, but once they make use of the rave scene from Matrix 2, it's pretty fun.

The 22 Most Uncomfortable Album Covers Ever

This is my favorite internet thing of the week. FULL LIST HERE

And a few samples to get you started...

Wow, you want to support a good cause, but...damn...

I give you:

RAP AGAINST RAPE

Big Money Rustlas

Attend, Juggalos and Juggalettes.

I know you've been waiting patiently for the day the Insane Clown Posse would make a Western. Today your waiting pays off.

The music in the RUN JESUS RUN video game...

It was catchy and familiar, so I browsed the YouTube comments to find out what it was. And lo, it's an 8-bit version of the awesome "Jesus is My Friend," the dorkiest ska song of all time. I think I posted this on the blog before, but it's so amazing it deserves a re-post.

Get ready to rock, sinners.

Writer of BATTLEFIELD EARTH apologizes...

...and turns the apology into a pretty hilarious anecdote. Follow the link:

"I penned the suckiest movie ever - sorry!"

A Desperate Plea

Dear Hollywood douchebags, stop ruining my childhood memories. Just Stop. (btw Karate and Mr Miyagi are fucking Japanese!)

Don't think I'd forgotten the bad trailers

Not when there's movies like Birdemic still out there!

I swear, if you can make it to the point where the f/x kick in without any fast-forwarding, you will achieve Enlightenment.

Less demon trailers, more exploding shit trailers!

Roland "Independence Day" Emmerich's 2012:



I have to confess to some guilty pleasure interest. Independenace Day is quite watchable, as is his other future-disaster movie, The Day After Tomorrow. In the "fail" column we have The Patriot, Godzilla and 10000 B.C. Maybe a Netflix.

Just A Reminder From the A/C-less folks at Rogues Gallery

Hits Head ON Keyboard

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Remember MEGA SHARK vs. GIANT OCTOPUS?

Another tease of its greatness:

What movie could contain both Debbie Gibson AND Lorenzo Lamas?!

Only MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS!!

Marvel Alphabet of Shame

Here.
All real characters. I knew more of them than I should.

Doom: Repercussions of Evil

I know Dave's been in Street Fighter mode...

and so have I, so when I saw this clip from the Jackie Chan movie City Hunter I had to post it.

Diddy feels the crunch too.