I totally meant to post this on the 4th of July

Screw it. Ballpark.

You know the drill.

HE.

JUMP.

ON.

HELICOPTER.

Ketchup Bot Don't Give A Fuck

I have a suspicion this may have been funny mostly due to its presentation by John Rubio on his iPhone and the presence of alcohol, but at the LEOG recording last night we were cracking up at the ineptitude of the ketchup robot. And the outtakes were funnier. Both are presented for your perusal.

Just what the title says.

re: Chris' Hello Kitty Post...

No Way It'll Be As Good As The Comic, But...

It's kind of a fun trailer. Includes one of my favorite scenes from the first issue, with the megaphone.

Obama's Deathmobile

Apparently Obama's Presidential limo is accompanied by a Chevy Suburban packing some serious Secret Service firepower.

Check this mutha out:

Full TERMINATOR: SALVATION trailer

Seems hit and miss, but there're possibilities:

Trailer here. The motorcycle Terminators actually look kind of cool.

Now That's Effin Metal

Absolutely Unbelievably Amazingly Cool

Guitar Hero World Tour - Bicycle Edition



Honestly.

I figure if I'm already going to hell...

...go for broke, amirite?

We all have to die sometime...

...so why not on a skateboard? (video)