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Boob humor (dedicated to Mandy)

I might've posted this before, but I think I only meant to and never got around to it.

First, take a quick peek at this actual infomercial that inspired the parody. You only need to watch a few seconds.



And now the embittered (and totally justified) response:

Tear shit up!!

That's not what these kids are going to do.

It's too slow on the blog.

Thus, the perfect time for an asshole cigarette ad from ye olde tymes:

Fonz gives you The Honk

Believe it or not, seeing this vid actually brought back memories of being taught this in sixth grade.

S'right.

I can honk at will.

In Case You Guys Didn't Know...

Gooby is totally available on Netflix streaming!

This is in poor taste

Behold, the ultimate ruin-your-life prank to play on a plane! It's simple...

Just direct your laptop to THIS site and crank up the volume.



I'm sorry but it's funny ;P

Better Off Ted: Filthy-Mouthed Outtakes

The show is funny... these outtakes, where the characters are supposed to swear at each other due to a typo in a corporate memo? Hilarious.

Don't Taze Me

Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum

CLICK HERE for story

Zombieland!

New movie coming out, zombie comedy with Woody Harrelson. Looks like fun, and these teasers cracked me up.

SNL Confirmation Hearings

In the midst of Sontomayor's Supreme Court hearings and Al Franken's Senatorial debut...let's revisit SNL's 80s spoof of the Clarence Thomas hearings - featuring Al Franken!



(I particularly like Dana Carvey's Strom Thurmond)

That's not right!

This has been making the rounds. The "anime makeover":

Super Mario gets tough on drugs

That last line is just...wow.

Eerie Dust Storms

Sounds like they might be in Australia? Seems crazy to drive toward one of these things, but...



And one hitting a camp in Iraq:

Who Wants Elf Ear Body Mods?

Find out how!

The Obamas do what now?

Død Snø

Got an embeddable version of the darkly hilarious Nazi zombie movie clip Randy linked to a few posts back:

(not for the squeamish)



And here's the actual trailer:

Chinese Food & Nazi Zombies

Two great tastes that taste great together?

First, Jennifer 8. Lee discusses how much of Chinese food is actually Chinese (fortune cookies and General Tso's Chicken? Not so much):



Then, and sadly I can't find an embeddable video, but you must follow the link to this clip from Dead Snow, the Norwegian Zombie Nazi movie. Stick around until the end of the clip... it's worth it.

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