Denim Shirts and Mullets!

Bet he has a braided leather belt too!

The upcoming Thor movie WISHES it was this cool

In the middle of a marathon o' crap...

... I found this little gem.

Ultraforce! Megaforce's Retarded, Low-Rent Cousin!

The year is 1999, and the fate of Earth Prime rests in the capable if sexually ambiguous hands of a two man fighting force.

Features: Motorcycle Stunts! Gloriously Awful Special Effects! Laser Gimps!

There are only three episodes, which is probably for the best.

No embedding, so you'll have to follow the link.

Deeds, not words... to the extreme!

John Oates' League of Extraordinary Mustachioed Gentlemen

No, seriously.

This sounds awesome. And requires a new blog tag.

Just for Lesbians

I must find out what this is from

I'm pretty sure I had this dream once, and it was awesome...

A Karate Kid mystery

Swearing Preacher... a reprise

Nothing new, just something old that I couldn't find on the blog from an old post.

NSFW

Stagger Lee

Here's one of my favorite videos, Nick Cave's version of the legend of Stagger Lee. It's been covered by scores of musicians (most famously by Lloyd Price), but never with such freakish dancing and profanity!



Be sure to watch the whole thing or you'll miss the best swears.

More on the real life Stagger Lee

Unaired 1994 pilot of "24"

Jack Bauer versus the dial-up modem era:

While My Guitar Gently Weeps.. Again

Not because it's really all that great, but because I wanted to use the tag again...

Friday Night Fights!

Some of the big screen's greatest fight scenes EVER...

Breakdance battle from Breakin' 2!



The one and only...They Live!



The greatest fight scene of 1994. The haircuts! The grunting! THE ACTING!

My tribute to Spanish Thursday...

...goes out to the Latin badass Antonio Banderas WISHES he was.

I'm speaking, of course, of Lorenzo Lamas.

And Lorenzo Lamas IS...

THE RENEGADE!

Happy 4th

Mel Gibson's The Patriot is a pretty sucky movie, but that doesn't stop this from being a fine scene of Brits getting absolutely slaughtered. It's also surprisingly hardcore since Mel's kids join in on the slaughter. Reminds me of an old bit from David Letterman talking about why we won the Revolutionary War ("Their diet: tea and crumpets. Ours: squirrel meat and whiskey)...



On a much cooler patriotic level...Indy kicks the shit out of a convoy of Nazis:



And lastly, a video that really gets to the heart of America...racial harmony and all-around positivity through the power of breakdancing:



That's my 6th grade crush, Lucinda Dickey, there - aka 'Special K'. Respect!

"When I put one on, something HAPPENS..."

Since Randy is too busy to post this

A quick video and attached warning courtesy of Dave's Long Box:

"I wouldn't describe the Gunther video as "safe for work" - it's not that the content is obscene, it's just that you'd look like an utter freak if the girl from accounting walks by when you're watching this at your desk. It's not worth it, dude."

Super-Mullet in Full Effect!

Well, it's not the first graphic novel I'd want to see translated in DC's new direct-to-video animation line, but it IS being produced by Bruce Timm, so it might yet be purty good...

Trailer for The Death of Superman: