This pleases my eyeholes....
Showing posts with label you can't arrange by penis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label you can't arrange by penis. Show all posts
Hello blog! My first shiny new post :D
Make my first little blog post with something a little.... odd :D
<3
This is monumentally stupid
But it also becomes kind of zen if you watch it all the way through. About halfway through the lyrics even get pretty hilarious.
So Apparently It's Doppelganger Day on Facebook
So, I thought I'd play too. I went and found me a celeb-look-a-like site... uploaded one pic, got a girl. Another, got a girl. Uploaded 5 different pics... guess what? Five different girls.
At least they're hot girls; that's good, right?
At least they're hot girls; that's good, right?
Important Sex Tips
From the guys at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. The setup is funny, but the punchline, I thought, was killer.
Folks I'd Make The Sex With
David Duchovny 
Jeremy Piven
Joaquin Phoenix
Justin Timberlake
Dave Martindale
***A) These are in no particular order. B) I don't feel like typing out explainations or resizing the pics. As Dan pointed out, my participation was the only thing specified as mandatory. So there. :P C) Natalie Dormer almost beat out Jason Schwartzman, but then I saw her running around the interwebs with blonde hair and now she is ruined forevermore. D) After looking at the thirteen people I chose these six from, if you are trying to get into my pants, it appears your best bet is to have a prominent nose and/or be kind of an arrogant asshole and/or have a rather peculiar sense of humor and/or have a first initial of J or D. Lol.
Jeremy Piven
Joaquin Phoenix
Justin Timberlake
Dave Martindale
***A) These are in no particular order. B) I don't feel like typing out explainations or resizing the pics. As Dan pointed out, my participation was the only thing specified as mandatory. So there. :P C) Natalie Dormer almost beat out Jason Schwartzman, but then I saw her running around the interwebs with blonde hair and now she is ruined forevermore. D) After looking at the thirteen people I chose these six from, if you are trying to get into my pants, it appears your best bet is to have a prominent nose and/or be kind of an arrogant asshole and/or have a rather peculiar sense of humor and/or have a first initial of J or D. Lol.
Død Snø
Got an embeddable version of the darkly hilarious Nazi zombie movie clip Randy linked to a few posts back:
(not for the squeamish)
And here's the actual trailer:
(not for the squeamish)
And here's the actual trailer:
The Jewish Mob - Super Style
The Evil League of Evil (from Whedon's Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog) is taking applications. There are hundreds of these things on Youtube, but this one was pointed out by a blog I read, and it's pretty funny. If nothing else, jump to about 2:40 and watch his theme song.
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