Randy, meet Antoine Dodson

Been meaning to post this. Randy knows about this meme, but hasn't actually seen it. Very much this year's "Bubb Rubb."


The original footage (awesomeness kicks in at about 50 seconds):



The autotune remix that even an autotune hater like myself loves:

The gift of Selma Blair hotness

Another blog holiday rerun: Selma Blair and The Office's Rainn Wilson inverting "Baby It's Cold Outside":

Wow, you want to support a good cause, but...damn...

I give you:

RAP AGAINST RAPE

Runaway Brain

Was reading an interview with EPIC MICKEY designer Warren Spector and he mentioned this little gem, an Oscar-nominated short from 1995 that he cites as one of the rare modern Mickey Mouse cartoons of merit.

I gave it a watch and really enjoyed it.

The Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes Possible

It starts with children's pimp costumes and only gets more heinous from there.

LINK (and oh yeah, it's NSFW due to faux-nudity)

Trust me, you don't want to know the explanation

Bro Rape: A Newsline Investigation (NSFW)

It's a bit long and repetitive, but it's entertaining regardless. If you get a bit bored halfway in, just jump ahead to the last two or three minutes. There's a a pretty good bit right at the end where the news anchor delivers his moral conclusion and a touching scene runs after the monologue.

Did Dave say porn? How 'bout Holocaust porn?

Opening today at New York's Film Forum: Stalags, a new documentary about pornographic paperbacks that were quite popular in Israel in the 1960s. They took place in Nazi concentration camps. They were full of pervy sado-masochism. They made the Holocaust sound like kinky fun. They were written by, and for, Israeli Jews, under American-sounding pseudonyms. The books were all about male prisoners being raped and tortured by "curvaceous female Nazi guards." The film argues that they perhaps helped Israeli Jews "discuss" the Holocaust for the first time since the war ended. So: Holocaust porn, for Holocaust survivors. Surely this beats cancer jokes for uncomfortable discussion topics. How does it stand up against American Marines killing puppies? What does it mean that as a culture it took us almost a decade longer to laugh about the Holocaust than to jerk off to it?

There's a reason Fox News is so respected...

...and it's stories like this:

Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat

SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html

A few randoms

This one is NSFW, porn, but definitely funny. click here

I actually have something heartwarming to post for Christmas...

...but it's only Christmas Eve, so I'm clearing out the disturbing stuff first.

Dare you enlarge the image?



A holiday message from Warren Ellis alter ego, Spider Jerusalem:

Mother. Of. GOD.

Remember the Angry Nintendo Nerd? Guy who does the funny, vulgar ten minute shorts where he eviscerates the worst old Nintendo games?

Well he's gone all the way back to the Atari 2600 this week and...

Man, I can't even describe it.

You gotta watch this, and you gotta watch the whole thing.

That is all.

Workin' Hard