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Showing posts with label Giant-Ass Sharks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Giant-Ass Sharks. Show all posts

Screw the dogs of Moscow

It's shark-riding, rpg-toting raptors I'm afraid of

Alan! Alan! Alan! Al! Alan!

Also, sharks being incredibly awesome.

See how happy it makes 'em?


Look at that big shark-y smile! I think some Miss America contestant should compete on the platform that all sharks need love and, if she becomes Miss America, she will make sure all the sharks get petted every day.

Mega-Shark Just Needs Cuddles

Sharks can be cuddled like dolphins, say scientists
In experiments carried out in the US some varieties of shark allowed themselves to be picked from the water and cuddled.

Keepers at the UK's Sea Life Centres will now use the training techniques in the hope that they will end up with hundreds of trained sharks.

The experts at the aquariums are to begin a period of intensive tuition by using coloured boards and sounds to train the sharks in a similar way to that used by the scientist Ivan Pavlov in training dogs.

It will mean that feeding becomes easier because each shark in a tank will know when it is their turn to feed.

The Sea Life centres have many different types of shark and within just three months the brightest ones should be responding to commands.

Sharks learn the signals then, when they see or hear them, they approach the keeper who holds a "target stick".

The sharks then rub their noses against the stick and wait until they are fed.

No one had attempted to train sharks in this way before, but it could now teach experts a great deal about the creatures.

Carey Duckhouse, of Sea Life, said: "The US team has shown that many varieties of sharks can quickly learn to respond to a combination of audible and visual signals.

"A shark answers its own sound and colour signal by putting its nose on a target-stick held by the trainer, and keeping it there until it receives food.

"Some species, such as zebra sharks, will even roll over to have their tummies scratched or allow themselves to be lifted from the water without any kind of struggle.

"The implications for improving shark welfare are enormous. It means when we have to move them we can get the sharks to swim to a certain spot rather than have to chase them around."

I have a copy of

MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS

I haven't watched it yet. I was waiting to see if anybody wanted to gather for a viewing of this cinematic masterpiece. What nights are best for you? I mean just check out this Amazon.com review...

"I caught a early showing of this straight-to-dvd gem. Let's be frank, this film will have a cultural impact for generations to come. I was immersed in a fantastical world of intrigue, science and drama that only a genius on par with Jules Vern could concoct. Deborah Gibson puts on the performance of a lifetime rivaled only by the shear artistry of one Lorenzo Lamas. Their combined performance will quicken the pulse, warm the heart and entertain."


The Trailer that Dave posted:


On a side note, Lorenzo Lamas looks a lot like Yanni.