A dramatic reading...

of "The Petals Fall Twice" - erotica written by Chip Zdarsky. NSFW. oh, no, NS at all.

Acapella Metal

Van Cantu's cover of Metallica's Battery

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lolz, internet tough guy reported for threatening post

Dante's Inferno: The Video Game

Has anyone played the demo for this yet? It's in the style of God of War and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, where you fight off hordes of enemies, earn lots of combos, weaken big bosses with normal attacks, and eventually take them out in cinematic sequences by pressing certain buttons when prompted.

Lame, right? Naw, man.

I just played the demo, and for all that it's derivative in gameplay, it was WILDLY ENTERTAINING. It's metal beyond all games ever. It's got gore, nudity, and Heavy Metal-style animated sequences. It's unbelievably crass in how it weds the epic poem with brutally awesome combat, but wed them it does...right down to the inclusion of lurid scenes of a nude Beatrice and a cooly creepy visualization of Dante's guide, Virgil.

The demo starts out pedestrian but by the end I wanted to buy the game. And I don't even usually like these kinds of games! Increasingly stunning visuals, too. Genuinely disturbing.

This might've been posted before...

But if so, it's good enough to be posted twice.

For all the RPG geeks in da house...

Hiphopopotamus Vs Rhymenoceros

'Cause Randy hasn't ever heard it, the awesome rap stylings of Flight of the Conchords:

Aunt May gets her freak on

The Greatest Job Training Video Ever

Warning! It's superbly gory.


Will You Be Here Tomorrow? - Watch more Funny Videos

Super Mario gets tough on drugs

That last line is just...wow.

I'm impressed.

I don't know if this would be considered a "motion comic" or just animation inspired by comics...but it's pretty excellent. It comes from the PBS documentary, "America at a Crossroads."

BANG! BANG!

Lego video for Rammstein's Feuer Frei.

Trust me, you don't want to know the explanation

Metal Dolls multi-model shoot in the can

I'm linking to it here rather than just putting in my RSS feed like I usually do because there are a handful of images towards the end that I'm very proud of... but won't make it into my portfolio.

...and I really really wanted somebody to see them.

The model in the shots at the end will not have any of her photos posted anywhere (my site or Metal Dolls) because she put the professional reputation and credibility of myself and Metal Dolls at risk with her behavior.

Don't forget to check out the Metal Dolls website.

Slide show here.

I know you already know...

but, alas, I must post:

"I don't think that many people were killed in World War 1 & 2 combined."

Or so one message boarder commented of this extremely R-rated trailer for the upcoming Punisher: War Zone. Seems to have a deliberate grindhouse scratchiness to it and a lot more of what fans want from the Punisher. Could be fun.

I'm hardcore... I guess?

What genre of Metal are you?

My Results:


Hardcore Metal Bands like Walls of Jericho, Hatebreed, Bury Your Dead, and Remembering Never. Music is: Thunderous and powerful music that speaks to street smarts and about persevering. You are an aggressive individual who has many opinions that others find to be a bit much to handle. When these beliefs are called into question, you’d sooner pick a fight than argue about them intellectually. You strive for strength through unity and perseverance through adversity.