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Sadly...

A google search for "hot chicks in transformers shirts" yields folded up transformers shirts in girl sizes for sale. Even MORE sadly, a google search for "hot chicks transformers" yields Megan Fox.

So these artist collective websites where a bunch of artists post theme sketches every week seem to be catching on. Given the Transformers game a few of you are playing in, I figured this might have some general interest:

Eclectic Micks (Irish artists blog) becomes Eclectic Wrecks for the week, and has produced work like Kup (a.k.a. Shitpiece), pictured below:

Also cool: Comic Twart, who this week are doing The Rocketeer and probably couldn't have picked a nastier-sounding name if they'd tried:

And finally, proving that it's not just that all artists are horny, but that drawing sexy girls is just fun, there's Girls Drawing Girls, featuring... well:

Transformers SIlly Video Extravaganza!

The upcoming Transformers game I'm playing in has me in super Transformers mode. First 2 are reposts but classics.

For the Transformers geeks: potential for an actual, good Transformers game

For once, it's not a hasty tie-in to a crappy movie, but an actual, dedicated game.

Setting is on Cybertron during the big wars before the Transformers came to earth.

Here's the opening cinematic:

More Christmas!

Alright, I promise not to photoshop Randy for at least the rest of the year, but I just HAD to post this one; I think it may be my favorite PS Randy after the original turtle from years ago.

Megan Fox, Michael Bay, every copy of Transformers 2, and especially Shia Labeouf

...on rocket into the sun. Not a bad idea, eh?

But there is at least one positive result of their existence. The 2010 Transformers Special Edition Camaro. You can actually get this from Chevy! If it had a giant Autobot symbol on the hood, that woulda been cooler, but it's still pretty awesome.

Eight Shittiest Transformers Disguises

Right here.

I actually like some of these guys, but he's right, they ain't "Robots in Disguise".

Top Ten List...by Optimus Prime

Transform and Roll 'Em Out

As the nation reels from the new Transformers flick including gold-toothed gangsta Transformers and giant, wrecking ball testicles on Devastator, I've learned that this isn't the Transformers' first 'bout with gonad issues.

Meet Heinrad, circa the Beast Wars Transformers.

(look below the clock he uses to stop time)

Yes, he transformed into a Tanuki, the big-balled raccoons of Japan legend.

As the Transformers Wiki explains...

Heinrad transforms into a tanuki. Tanuki in folklore are usually depicted with massive testicles which they can drum on. Heinrad's testicles are rather large for a Transformer (IE: he has some), but quite small for a tanuki. His articulation, while good, does not allow him to drum on his testicles. In tanuki mode he can also hold a bottle of sake (tanuki are drunks) and a book of IOUs (used to trick people into giving him money).

WTF, indeed?