of "The Petals Fall Twice" - erotica written by Chip Zdarsky. NSFW. oh, no, NS at all.
Showing posts with label my crotch burns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my crotch burns. Show all posts
I don't know if Pineapple Express ended up being good...
...but here's a red band trailer of the new fantasy movie from the same guys. Definitely worth at least a few laughs. Plus: Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel.
More vile toys!
This was linked from the lick-dog video, found in a "Top Ten Toys that made You Gay" list, where it ranked #1. There's plenty of videos just for this "oozinator," but this was one of my faves. (Don't know if the "major pumping required" line from the original commercial made it to this one).
Dr. Ronald Chevalier - The Art of Relaxating
Yes, that's Jemaine from Flight of the Concords. Apparently this is a viral for a film he's got brewing.
Changes
...to my original cheat list
WAS:
1. Juliette Lewis
2. Tina Fey
3. Liv Tyler
4. Sarah Silverman
5. Agent M
IS NOW:
1. Juliette Lewis
2. Tina Fey
3. Sarah Silverman
4. Hayley Williams
5. Agent M
Some set of rules for changing the cheat lists seems to be needed. I propose that one change every six months be allowed. That way, serious thought has to be put into it, but the list can still be kept current. Also, I propose that in case of death, maiming injury, or revelation of sexual preference, that a free optional change be allowed.
This video is what prompted me to change my list. The band isn't particularly good, and it's the sort of obnoxious poop-punk that spews from Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson but...
This chick fucking breaks the cuteness meter for me:
WAS:
1. Juliette Lewis
2. Tina Fey
3. Liv Tyler
4. Sarah Silverman
5. Agent M
IS NOW:
1. Juliette Lewis
2. Tina Fey
3. Sarah Silverman
4. Hayley Williams
5. Agent M
Some set of rules for changing the cheat lists seems to be needed. I propose that one change every six months be allowed. That way, serious thought has to be put into it, but the list can still be kept current. Also, I propose that in case of death, maiming injury, or revelation of sexual preference, that a free optional change be allowed.
This video is what prompted me to change my list. The band isn't particularly good, and it's the sort of obnoxious poop-punk that spews from Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson but...
This chick fucking breaks the cuteness meter for me:
Stay away from the porn, freakos!
60s anti-porn propaganda! Ya gotta log in to watch it, but you should be able to use the same Google account you do for the blog to do it.
And kids...you're gonna want to.
And kids...you're gonna want to.
CHICKS WITH DICKS (the title I had NO CHOICE but to use)
So you've got your copy of the Malleus Maleficarum (translation: "The Hammer of Witches"), the medieval instruction book on witches and how to kill them. And you know the usual insane-o, misogynistic stuff in it and how hundreds of thousands died as a result of its call to arms...
BUT..
Are you well-versed in THIS vital passage?
And what, then, is to be thought of those witches who in this way sometimes collect male organs in great numbers, as many as twenty or thirty members together, and put them in a bird's nest, or shut them up in a box, where they move themselves like living members, and eat oats and corn, as has been seen by many and is a matter of common report? It is to be said that it is all done by devil's work and illusion, for the senses of those who see them are deluded in the way we have said. For a certain man tells that, when he had lost his member, he approached a known witch to ask her to restore it to him. She told the afflicted man to climb a certain tree, and that he might take which he liked out of the nest in which there were several members. And when he tried to take a big one, the witch said: You must not take that one; adding, because it belongs to a parish priest.
Unfathomably bizarre additional material on the subject here.
Fellas, watch your back. And more importantly, watch your junk.
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