Though it pains me to bring down my former hero...

...modern day Gil Gerard can still be topped by modern-day-Gil-Gerard-with-giant-sweat-stains:

Randy, I'll see your Buck Rogers video and raise you...

"It's called gettin' down." Buck teaches the tight-asses of the future to dance:



Buck beats up some space-tramps:



Siezure-inducing future rave:



Kids in old toy ads rocked:

Buck Rogers Movie Opening

Apparently, the Buck Rogers TV show was at one point released in theaters as a movie. Check out the sexed-up, very '70s opening, featuring the Buck Rogers theme song... with lyrics!