In the middle of a marathon o' crap...

... I found this little gem.

Someone please print and construct this.

Posable Paper Hasselhoff

This may have to be our next movie night...

Featuring David Hasselhoff and the big-breasted chick from The Spy Who Loved Me comes 1979's...

STARCRASH!



Bonus Hasselhoff lightsaber battle:

The Best Games You Never Played

A while back, Randy posted a link to an Atari 2600 cartridge label maker. I made a few, never got around to posting them, but decided that a quiet Sunday like today was the perfect time to unveil...

Dave's Atari 2600 Library

The Hoff

Pretty sure this has been posted before, but I was once again struck by the power of the Hoff.

Rejoice, Friends!

For a Knight Rider remake is on the way, courtesy of Bourne Identity's Doug Liman.

OK, rejoice might be too strong a word. Cautious optimism? Mild disinterest? Wonderment once again at how popular David Hasselhoff is in Germany?

In actual rejoicing news, two episodes of How I Met Your Mother are available for free on iTunes this week. Download them (this means you, Dave F.) and watch, for they are funny.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!

Cindy has defeated the University of Texas and effected her escape.

In tribute, I offer this triptych of delightful videos...








(congrats!)

In observation of Easter Sunday...

...we celebrate one of the greatest teachers, healers, and philosophers ever to walk the earth...



















You know who I'm talking about...

























Michael Knight.

A.K.A. The Knight Rider




Intro:




Intro with uber-cool voiceover and, like, 50 turbo boosts:



Oh shit! Evil Michael Knight and his evil truck, Goliath!



Boss stage! K.I.T.T. versus K.A.R.R.!



The dream of every boy in 1984: K.I.T.T. + a stripper



Busta Rhymes take it to the next level (video proper begins a minute or so in):

David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist

The author has definitely done his/her homework. I'm not sure what is more alarming, David Hasselhoff as the Anti-Christ, or the amount of research done to argue the case.

In my search for funny pics of The Hoff man, I found too many to post here.


I put together a quick gallery.