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My new favorite meme. At least for today.

Sailor Moon Dunst (NSFW)

Kirsten Dunst kind of fell out of geek favor when she said some dumb stuff about Spider-Man, but maybe this anime/cosplay fusion video will put her back on top. It's kinda cute/hot.

(Oh, and the NSFW part is only because there's a handful of glimpses of naughty manga intercut in the video. The stuff with Dunst is fairly tame.)

Watch Kirsten Dunst "Turning Japanese" in Music | View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

The story behind it:

Dunst's cosplaying was part of a collaboration between McG, the director behind Terminator Salvation and Charlie's Angles, and Takashi Murakami, Japan's most famous living artist.

Dressed in an anime-style sailor suit, Dunst prances through Akiba, singing The Vapors' 1980 new wave smash "Turning Japanese", as a magical princess. (Dunst herself is a Sailor Moon fan.) The video, which was shown at the Tate Modern "Pop Life" exhibit last year, features appearances by Murakami and Bape designer Nigo.

Did Harrison Ford make Japanese beer commercials?

Yes, yes he did.

And this one won't embed, but it exists if you click here!

Robogeisha

Band of Brothers: Pacific

So I guess I'll need to get HBO in 2010.

Transform and Roll 'Em Out

As the nation reels from the new Transformers flick including gold-toothed gangsta Transformers and giant, wrecking ball testicles on Devastator, I've learned that this isn't the Transformers' first 'bout with gonad issues.

Meet Heinrad, circa the Beast Wars Transformers.

(look below the clock he uses to stop time)

Yes, he transformed into a Tanuki, the big-balled raccoons of Japan legend.

As the Transformers Wiki explains...

Heinrad transforms into a tanuki. Tanuki in folklore are usually depicted with massive testicles which they can drum on. Heinrad's testicles are rather large for a Transformer (IE: he has some), but quite small for a tanuki. His articulation, while good, does not allow him to drum on his testicles. In tanuki mode he can also hold a bottle of sake (tanuki are drunks) and a book of IOUs (used to trick people into giving him money).

WTF, indeed?

In case anyone needs a refresher

Stay until the end. It's so worth it.

That's not right!

This has been making the rounds. The "anime makeover":

Starfish Hitler

Japanese Bug Fights!

Pink Eiga

If the term 'dildo catcher' when used in reference to a ninja weapon piques your curiousity, click on:

NSFW

http://www.skillededitors.com/pink/HTML/sbg_trailer.html

More here:

http://www.skillededitors.com/pink/HTML/trailers.html

Inspired by Rany's post

You know what we havn't had in a while?

A random image post

Last, but certainly not least... You haven't truly been to the end of the internet until you've seen 9 different pictures of dinosaurs committing sex acts with motor vehicles. Thumbnails super small so that nobody has to see it by accident.

It's real, and it could happen to you.

Ghostly mirror image of a Japanese girl captured on film.

Dance Kremlin Palace!

This crazy manga by Shintaro Kago is never, ever going to be brought over to the US, so here is a link to scanlations of chapters on the site Wanted: Cheap Manga. It's called Dance Kremlin Palace, and it's like looking at stereotypes about Russia and its people through a drug haze. It is also beyond NSFW, especially in the later chapters.

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