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Showing posts with label Ass-Ugly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ass-Ugly. Show all posts

Crazy

Virtual tour inside the cockpit of the Enola Gay. It's so crammed with shit it almost seems unreal. There's absolutely no effort made to hide any functionality or make it look attractive.

Holy shit, MORTAL KOMBAT by way of SE7EN

Nobody seems to know quite what this is yet, but it looks like a SE7EN-style overhaul of Mortal Kombat - either the set-up for a new game franchise or a teaser for an upcoming movie. Either way, it's surprisingly twisted and gory and it's got one really well-staged fight.

Gnarley Gnoll Nuts, Batman...

A) ...The singer from Muse is fugly!

B) ...Muse is fucking awesome on a cosmic level!

C) ...There's only three dudes in Muse making all that complex, awesome music?!?

(I didn't miscount. The guy playing keyboard here isn't in the band or on the albums; he just plays live with them so the singer doesn't have to do lead vocals, lead guitar, and keyboard all at once. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muse_(band) )

Are you really, really, really hungry?

Then maybe a Big Mac isn't enough. Maybe you need... a Monster Mac. This monstrosity proudly features not two, not four, but EIGHT all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a sesame seed bun. This seems, perhaps, excessive.



Also, who knew Willard Scott was the original (and possibly the scariest) Ronald McDonald? Not me.


I Think I Just Threw Up a Little

Nick, you may not want to look...

GI Joe movie costumes leaked...

Apparently the studio's making websites take 'em down, but the truth is out there and my particular source is the Bendis board. Check 'em out right here.

Now...they're drab. Annoyingly drab. It looks like everyone's indeed wearing a variant of black body armor. And for some reason Snake-Eyes' mouth is clearly defined even though he's supposed to be wearing a mask.

BUT... for movie purposes, they'll probably do, same as the drab Transformers designs. Some even look halfway decent on their own merits. The Baroness is reasonably hot, Hawk might look better when he's not posing, and Scarlet...well, at least she's carrying a crossbow.

(oh, and if you go to the previous page at Bendis's board, you can see more thumbnails and someone's attempt to color-correct Scarlet's armor to look like her more traditional colors.)

Hillarack Obalinton

Now you can have it both ways



EDIT: I just had to make the political poster

Maybe it'll be cooler in practice?

Because the screenshot previews of the online component of D&D 4th Ed. don't looks so hot.

On the plus side, the game itself looks to be shaping up really nicely.

I actually have something heartwarming to post for Christmas...

...but it's only Christmas Eve, so I'm clearing out the disturbing stuff first.

Dare you enlarge the image?



A holiday message from Warren Ellis alter ego, Spider Jerusalem:

Rob Liefeld

I know that I'm overly critical of Rob Liefeld and his artistic talents, but the man just sucks at drawing. Want proof? Take a look here and see the 40 worst Liefeld drawings ever.