I totally meant to post this on the 4th of July

Screw it. Ballpark.

Randy, meet Antoine Dodson

Been meaning to post this. Randy knows about this meme, but hasn't actually seen it. Very much this year's "Bubb Rubb."


The original footage (awesomeness kicks in at about 50 seconds):



The autotune remix that even an autotune hater like myself loves:

Caveman Rejoice

It's too slow on the blog.

Thus, the perfect time for an asshole cigarette ad from ye olde tymes:

THOR trailer hits

And poster! He's so dreamy...

I like the promo vid for the Conan O'Brien's new show

ALSO not Halloween related, but...

Got the new trailer here for the Warhammer 40K CGI movie. Crank up the volume for it. I wish the animation was a touch better, especially the mouth animation, but turning up the volume paves over some of the defects and makes you want to burn some Chaos Daemons.

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiii....

I think it's worth the whole seven minutes, but I'm nutty that way.

Ultra-testosterone trailer for The Expendables

I wish I believed this movie could be good. Whatever the case, this anti-chick-flick trailer is pretty entertaining:

LONESOME DOVE

Alright, western movie suggestion to all my peeps playin' Red Dead Redemption: famed miniseries Lonesome Dove. I just watched it for the first time recently and it was so good it immediately jumped up there with The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Tombstone and Deadwood among my favorite westerns. It's tough as nails and it's got the best characters ever.

Foremost among them, Robert Duvall as Captain Augustus "Gus" McCrae. Let's watch a nice sleazy scene where Gus - a horny old scoundrel with a sly wit - tries to get a "poke" with the town whore:



I just bought the miniseries, so anyone wants to borrow it, shout.

DO WANT!

Yeah, supposedly I'm mostly straight but Holy Man Meat, Batman! Robert Downy Jr needs to do more shirtless roles, like immediately.

The Beard Master

May I Present

What I saw on my last shoot hanging in the model's living room: A high-gloss, polished, wooden Tom Selleck portrait.

it had to be done...

Classic Conan

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