This is what happens when Nick idly wonders, "Could you make a He-Man-themed rock band?"
The answer, of course, is YES. Said band is called
I HAVE THE POWER (all caps, all the time), as
Masters of the Universe was predictably taken. No Skeletor yet (he's gonna take some work), so for now the line-up, left to right, is Teela, Man-At-Arms, He-Man & Sorceress:



I HAVE THE POWER is available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, warrior initiation rites, and gay bars.