William's now at LCRA!!!

Hey Gang,

Instead of trying to let the word out individually to each of you I figured a good ole blog entry would get to the majority of my friends. The big news: After a year of application process (interviews, background checks, and paperwork) I have finally been hired by LCRA. I'll be working security for them here in Austin with some sweet state benefits and a professional paycheck, even more than I was making being a security supervisor for that fruit computer company ;-). Better hours, more time off and excellent training. I'll basically be a police officer lite (yes, I'll carry a gun and all sorts of fancy toys that make people go "owie"and maybe even a take home truck!) and I'll be at the very top of the security industry.

If you are interested check out what we do: http://www.lcra.org/community/ps/index.html

Despite love for Zooey Deschanel...

...her actual track record in movies is pretty awful for me and I got a kick out of this:

Leland High School Student Video

Hey all, as some of you may know, I've spent the last two years teaching High School English in Leland, Mississippi. It's a small town (pop. 4,000) in the Mississippi Delta, which you've probably heard about in the news recently due to the extensive flooding from the Mississippi River. I had a fantastic, stressful, chaotic, and inspiring time with my students and fellow teachers and I shot a short video that sums it all up. Hope you like.

The day James Van Der Beek became cool

Vandermemes from James Van Der Beek

Folksy, male vocals version... of Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time"

just came on the store Pandora station, and I just had to share.

Fuck Me Ray Bradbury

Samurai Hacker Ben

So I commissioned Thomas Reidy to do an illustration of me for an upcoming web site redesign. We may have gotten a little carried away with the awesomeness. Would you hire this man to build your web site?



I AM MAKE YOUR WEB SITE NOW ELSE YOU DIE!

"...he showed me these things called Wookies..."

Folks I'd Make The Sex With

David Duchovny

Jeremy Piven

Joaquin Phoenix

Justin Timberlake

Dave Martindale



***A) These are in no particular order. B) I don't feel like typing out explainations or resizing the pics. As Dan pointed out, my participation was the only thing specified as mandatory. So there. :P C) Natalie Dormer almost beat out Jason Schwartzman, but then I saw her running around the interwebs with blonde hair and now she is ruined forevermore. D) After looking at the thirteen people I chose these six from, if you are trying to get into my pants, it appears your best bet is to have a prominent nose and/or be kind of an arrogant asshole and/or have a rather peculiar sense of humor and/or have a first initial of J or D. Lol.

ROCK BAND NATION

Hells yes! Check out the newly-announced Rock Band Network: indie bands get a toolkit to publish their own tracks right into RB!

I'm looking forward to playing some Scorpio Rising and Guns Did Nothing tracks soon! Get crackin', Wiley and Dirty Dave!

Marvel Alphabet of Shame

Here.
All real characters. I knew more of them than I should.

King of the Internet

Leon, take your break at 2