I totally meant to post this on the 4th of July

Screw it. Ballpark.

The most important advice the blog has ever seen

Did I already post this? Ah, fuck it, it's back if I did!

rock, nerds

Obnoxious Brag, Cause I Gotta

Having models for friends has it's perks. For instance, getting an invite to the private Suicide Girls afterparty tonight. Sorry, just had to.

Male Slave Leia

I bet you're wishing like hell I'd just posted some more Depeche Mode or something now, aren't you, D3? ;)

Did Harrison Ford make Japanese beer commercials?

Yes, yes he did.





And this one won't embed, but it exists if you click here!