... one of my absolute favourite things to ever grace this fair blog:
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A dramatic reading...
of "The Petals Fall Twice" - erotica written by Chip Zdarsky. NSFW. oh, no, NS at all.
Greg Grunberg and Felecia Day in a country video
No... really.
Oh yeah, and the song and video are both pretty neato too.
Oh yeah, and the song and video are both pretty neato too.
"Eat da poo poo!"
Sometimes you don't know whether to laugh or cry. Here's a homophobic Ugandan minister warning his countrymen about what teh gays do: namely, "eat da poo poo!"
Five glorious minutes of Ellis from L4D2
Ellis is my chosen character in Left 4 Dead 2. His hillbilly stories are no small part of it:
"It could be a crackhead..."
As we close out St. Patrick's Day, I give the gift of the best Leprechaun sighting ever...
Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco
VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35, Orlando) -- A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco.
Dena Moir tells Fox 35 News her son, Zachary Moir, got out of control Wednesday night when she was calling him down for dinner. When he refused to stop playing his X-box and come down for dinner, Moir says she went upstairs and unplugged the game, that's when she says Zachary pushed her and called her a bad name.
"I've been having trouble with him for awhile won't work, wont' go to school," she said. "He's being rude and disrespectful. Pushing things to the limit as far as the violence.” A few minutes later Dena says she was in the kitchen cleaning and cooking tacos for dinner when Zachary showed up. That's when she says he slapped her arm and threw a taco in her face.
“He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before," she said. "But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.”
Moir called cops and said she wants to press charges. Moir says Zachary has tried to call several times, but she's not picking up the phone yet. She says she's going to let him sit in his jail cell in Volusia County for a few days to teach him a lesson.
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My first thought... Tacowned!
My second thought... Dude is 19, but he still lives at home playing X-Box all day while his his mother cooks his dinner for him? WTF.
My third thought... Kid is probably such a delinquent BECAUSE mom lets him get away with thought #2, and jail will likely do nothing more than transform him from juvenile delinquent to adult delinquent/petty criminal. Nice parenting mom.
My fourth thought... Damn, I'm judgmental.
Mother's Day
I dig vintage horror trailers.
This one is particularly vile.
If only the movie was half as disturbing as the trailer.
This one is particularly vile.
If only the movie was half as disturbing as the trailer.
ARE YOU READY FOR EXTREME?!!!!!!
As close as we'll ever get to flying. Watch all of this short vid:
Extreme offroading! Even if you don't watch the whole thing, there's some amazing stuff a little after the minute mark:
Extreme offroading! Even if you don't watch the whole thing, there's some amazing stuff a little after the minute mark:
Bill Hicks's Birthday
If Bill Hicks had survived cancer, he'd be... well, he'd still be dead, because a second Bush administration would have killed him. But in celebration of what would be his 46th birthday, I present a few classic Hicks routines:
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