Showing posts with label religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label religion. Show all posts
"Disproving evolution is easy"
I followed a YouTube link from the "Obey Authority" kid rockers and it turned out to be surprisingly entertaining:
The music in the RUN JESUS RUN video game...
It was catchy and familiar, so I browsed the YouTube comments to find out what it was. And lo, it's an 8-bit version of the awesome "Jesus is My Friend," the dorkiest ska song of all time. I think I posted this on the blog before, but it's so amazing it deserves a re-post.
Get ready to rock, sinners.
Get ready to rock, sinners.
"What do you know of Hell, creature?!"
I held off on including this in the recent batch of super-shitty movie trailers because I had to post it during October. Oh yes, it might look like an uplifting, inspirational story on the surface, but stick with the trailer...
AND YOU WILL KNOW FEAR.
Creepiest Jehovah's Witness ever
Poltergeist 2 was a bad movie, but there's one scene I always thought was creepy and unique...
O_o
Creepy Venture Capitalist Jesus: 
Jesus Gets a Date:
He saves and then you bust him up:
Coach Jesus:
The Faith Tones:
Open your eyes and you will see him everywhere:
And, last but most certainly not least: Jesus wants you to turn him on...
Jesus Gets a Date:
He saves and then you bust him up:
Coach Jesus:
The Faith Tones:
Open your eyes and you will see him everywhere:
And, last but most certainly not least: Jesus wants you to turn him on...
Neil Diamond gets his Jew on.
Respect the old crooner; his upcoming holiday album features a cover of Adam Sandler's "Chanukah Song," which can be heard in its entirety here.
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Here's the story:
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Here's the story:
It's no secret that when holiday music hits radio, you're going to hear way more songs about Christmas than Chanukah. With Christmas, you get a bevy of classics like 'White Christmas,' 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town,' 'Jingle Bells' and on and on. With Chanukah, you're lucky if you hear more than 'The Dreidel Song.' So, when Neil Diamond -- who's been called the "Jewish Elvis" -- wanted to include a song about the festival lights on his third Christmas album, he turned to an unlikely source: Adam Sandler.
That's right -- on Diamond's upcoming 'A Cherry, Cherry Christmas,' the singer rocks a pretty hilarious and dead-on cover of Sandler's 'The Chanukah Song,' the actor-comedian's list of famous Jews that features such witticisms as "Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too/put them together, what a fine-looking Jew." Diamond even addresses the dearth of Chanukah songs at the beginning of his version, saying, "There are so many beautiful Christmas songs around and so few Chanukah songs, so I thought we'd try this one for you."
The track -- which Spinner stumbled upon here -- was produced by new Guns 'N' Roses guitarist DJ Ashba and is featured alongside two new originals -- the title track and 'Christmas Dream.' Seasonal standards like 'Deck the Halls,' 'Winter Wonderland' and 'Jingle Bell Rock' also make appearances. The disc will be in stores Oct. 13, the same day as Bob Dylan's debut entry into the holiday music market, 'Christmas in the Heart'.
When we checked in with Diamond, he had this simple message for Spinner's readers: "Happy Chanukah, y'all."
You dirty, nasty, slutty, litte... servant of God?
This, from the relative that I can guarantee never went past kissing before marriage:
The most awesomely accidental and clueless sexual comment I've in a very long time. See what sexual repression does to you boys and girls?
The most awesomely accidental and clueless sexual comment I've in a very long time. See what sexual repression does to you boys and girls?
I didn't even remember they were making a Solomon Kane movie...
...but I guess they are, 'cause here's the trailer:
It's...interesting. But something doesn't quite seem right, and I can't put my finger on it.
Not enough hat?
It's...interesting. But something doesn't quite seem right, and I can't put my finger on it.
Not enough hat?
Two shit-tastic trailers battle for supremacy!
Praise Band, the church-friendly Footloose in reverse!
Ben & Arthur, the gay-friendly shoestring budget murder drama!
Ben & Arthur, the gay-friendly shoestring budget murder drama!
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