Lucifer is a fallen angel, and most angel lore I've come across says that angels have no gender and thus no genitals. Does Lucifer even have testicles for my chi9ldren to play with?
If angels have no gender, then why are they most commonly depicted as large- breasted blondes, hmmm? May-be all angels are sort of hermaphrodite-ish and they *all* have testicles for the kids to tickle on Easter!
It may well be a real book, but I doubt it. It's listed as being published by the Landover Baptist Church, which is a fictional church that was created to satirize Fundamentalist Christianity online.
Dan, all angels were originally male until the pagan Easter Bunny stole their testicles, thus creating the common image of the genderless angel. It's this whole big thing.
Lucifer is a fallen angel, and most angel lore I've come across says that angels have no gender and thus no genitals. Does Lucifer even have testicles for my chi9ldren to play with?
ReplyDeleteIf angels have no gender, then why are they most commonly depicted as large- breasted blondes, hmmm? May-be all angels are sort of hermaphrodite-ish and they *all* have testicles for the kids to tickle on Easter!
ReplyDeleteHoly fuck- ****it's a real book****. o_0 Ten bucks says Focus on the Family is the publisher behind it.
ReplyDeleteIt may well be a real book, but I doubt it. It's listed as being published by the Landover Baptist Church, which is a fictional church that was created to satirize Fundamentalist Christianity online.
ReplyDeleteDan, all angels were originally male until the pagan Easter Bunny stole their testicles, thus creating the common image of the genderless angel. It's this whole big thing.
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