FIGHT ME

Hello, I am Randy Quaid and I am an insane hobo.




**Side note: How the hell did this blog not have a "hobos" tag?!? You can thank me later for remedying that mind- boggling situation. ;)

They Got Me

Between re-reading the graphic novels, jonesing for the videogame and the new international trailer (below)... I am officially off the hater/doubter fence and into "can't wait" territory for Scott Pilgrim the movie.



Dave, you will have to hold down the hater fort alone.

You're Welcome

A tie-in to How I Met Your Mother, but it also nicely plays into a running joke amongst the Rogues Gallery crew:

Canadian Sex Acts - Dot Org

That Hugh Jackman's been workin' out

Trailer for the upcoming Wolverine movie.

Looks reasonably cool, even if they're going with the wussy "James Howlett" backstory.

Celine Dion is Amazing

A must-watch video:

Just saw a great movie

You should hunt this down if you haven't seen it. It's called Fido, and it's the touching story of a boy and his pet zombie. Best zombie movie I've seen since Shaun of the Dead. Here's the trailer:

Chip Zdarsky Gives Advice

Mostly bad advice. Also, very funny advice.

Example?

Dear Steve, I have a co-worker who is constantly attaching his religious agenda to every conversation or debate. I can ask him about the game and how LeBron played amazing, and he will go into a 20-minute rage, quoting verses and telling me how it was not possible without the Lord. He is a nice guy and I don't want to hurt his feelings. How do I break it to him that I am sick of it, without sounding like an atheist or an a-hole?
-- Religiously Challenged

Nothing chafes me quite like folks crediting The Almighty with sports wins and other trivial nonsense (sorry, Sports section). But, as I'm sure you know, it's nearly impossible to dissuade zealots of their preaching. Now I happen to be a big fan of the mantra "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" (it's actually how I ended up becoming a lesbian for a summer back in the '90s) and I think that this is the perfect time for such an idea (not the lesbian one).

Whenever you're around your co-worker make sure to pronounce God's divine will whenever anything happens to him. From spilled coffee to well-printed spreadsheets to donut-prized rolled-up rims. Every. Single. Thing.

Top this off with late-night phone calls to his home with lists of God-inspired observations. Make sure they are all still quite trivial. Eventually he'll either get the message that hockey games do not fall under the "praise God" banner, or he'll be terrified to bring anything up with you for fear of constant (seemingly well-meaning) hounding. You win!

Cool Converse

This site has a bunch of awesome Converse on sale, including ones that were custom-painted by Scott Morse. Warning: Site is in Canadian, so you might need to use Babelfish to read it.