Evi Quaid begged a Canadian immigration adjudicator not to force them to return, saying on Friday that friends, such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have been "murdered" under mysterious circumstances and she worried something would happen to her husband next.
"We feel our lives are in danger," she said. "Randy has known eight close friends murdered in odd, strange manners ... We feel that we're next."
Wouldn't it be crazy if their story was true and Randy Quaid was like an action hero on the run?
Anyway, I think Quaid summed it up best himself:
"We are requesting asylum from Hollywood star whackers."
A relevant snippet from his wife:
ReplyDeleteEvi Quaid begged a Canadian immigration adjudicator not to force them to return, saying on Friday that friends, such as actors David Carradine and Heath Ledger, have been "murdered" under mysterious circumstances and she worried something would happen to her husband next.
"We feel our lives are in danger," she said. "Randy has known eight close friends murdered in odd, strange manners ... We feel that we're next."
Wouldn't it be crazy if their story was true and Randy Quaid was like an action hero on the run?
Anyway, I think Quaid summed it up best himself:
"We are requesting asylum from Hollywood star whackers."
By the way, Sara, that's a rather lovely collection of blog tags you assembled for the post. Even before the addition of hobos.
ReplyDeletean asylum would indeed be a good place for them at this point, i think. i'm assuming there is meth involved somehow. or lots and lots of weed.
ReplyDeletealso, Star Whackers totally needs to be a thing. like a gameshow or something. you could repurpose the Stones song "Star F*cker" as the theme.
And speaking of star fuckers, it's time to revisit the Kids in the Hall Classic...Car Bangers
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