It's not often I get to use this tag....

Originally created for the Wolverine trailer, "HE JUMP ON HELICOPTER" is my favorite dumb blog tag to try to use, usually in only mildly appropriate ways.

Today, however, is the real fuckin' deal.



(and incidentally, no relation to the Marky Mark/Tim Burton shitfest)

Dear Lord!

MUPPETS WITH PEOPLE EYES.

More HERE when you need something to give you nightmares.

To kick off the holiday season...

...a classic returns.

Simple but freaky Halloween prank

(I felt bad for the nice old lady)

So creepy

Amazing British public service short about the dangers of drowning...as narrated by an embodiment of DEATH...as voiced by the great Donald Pleasance:

Alan Moore IS Rorschach

I've seen Alan Moore read a Rorschach scene from Watchmen before. Might even have posted it. This is a different one, though, and he still does an amazing job. Somehow British accent Rorschach works.

The other interesting thing is that, as bitter as Moore can sometimes be, he seems rather enthused about Watchmen in this. And he definitely gets into portraying Rorschach.

(Rorschach reading begins at 3:55, though the rest of it's good stuff too)

Bad day for crime.

Quantum Physics for Dummies

Oh shit, evil doll commercials!

Creepiest Jehovah's Witness ever

Poltergeist 2 was a bad movie, but there's one scene I always thought was creepy and unique...

O_o

Creepy Venture Capitalist Jesus:

Jesus Gets a Date:

He saves and then you bust him up:

Coach Jesus:

The Faith Tones:

Open your eyes and you will see him everywhere:

And, last but most certainly not least: Jesus wants you to turn him on...

TRICK 'R TREAT

And so, the Halloween Blogstravaganza returns! Once again, I'm shooting for at least one scaaaaaaary-themed post a day till Halloween, and everyone's invited to join in. Don't be shy. I know you're all freaks.

First up, because Nate was just talking about how the movie Trick 'R Treat is having trouble marketing itself, is the creepy little animated short that inspired it. I've attached the trailer for the movie itself afterwards. Note to Anna Paquin fetishists: this movie features Anna Paquin.

Aunt May gets her freak on

Arkham Asylum gameplay vid

I posted the trailer for this a few weeks back, but they just released a vid of in-game stealth action and it looks pretty great to me (in spite of the Brit narrator who sounds like a nineteen-year-old soccer hooligan).

I had trouble embedding it, but the link is HERE, and if anyone can make it embed, please just edit it in.



Edited - Just had to tell Blogger to ignore whatever coding flaws it thought it was seeing.

Saturday Morning Watchmen

Has someone already posted this? This is probably better than the actual movie.

Watchmen viral video

A snippet of alt-world news, circa 1970: