Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drugs. Show all posts
My Little Mash-Up
Continuing the My Little Pony mash-ups that Mandy kicked off, I've got two fairly awesome ones here:
Ponies + Wu-Tang
Ponies + rave
I still need to sit down to watch an actual episode. Apparently the series is hitting the adult geek crowd the same way Powerpuff Girls did, and even from these vids you can see the designs are actually really good.
Shit be crazy.
Ponies + Wu-Tang
Ponies + rave
I still need to sit down to watch an actual episode. Apparently the series is hitting the adult geek crowd the same way Powerpuff Girls did, and even from these vids you can see the designs are actually really good.
Shit be crazy.
Smurf Reproduction: A Treatise - Part 1: Anatomy
Or: How they Smurfing Smurf it.
There are lots of Smurfs! Where do they come from? Why's there just one girl? Is she a total blue whore? What is in this shit?
WHAAAAT'S IN THIS SHIIIIITTTT?!?!?!
These are a few of the questions I asked myself when I set out on my Anthropo-chemico-logical expedition so long ago, in those hazy blue daze of yore. Much of the journey is now lost to the sands of time, and mists of clouded recollections, but based on my few remembered observations and copious, if often incoherent, field notes, I have been able to determine the following:
Smurfs are essentially hermaphroditic; that is ALL Smurfs have both boy parts AND girl parts...sort of. At least, they all look the same with their knickers off anyway. The majority of them identify male, except for Smurfette, who likes to play at being a girl. In reality, they are all exactly the same...down there, and in fact it is possible, though unproven, that the make turns turns assuming the various roles with which we are familiar.
EQUALS 
You will have noticed their stubby blue tails, which they make no pains to conceal. These are the equivalent of their male Smurfexual organs, potruding behind them in a constant, austentatious mating display. When aroused, these Smurfalluses pulse and quiver, and become turgid, though without increase in size. There is no need for the embiggenning, as it turns out.
Look! Look at his naughty Smenis!
What you have not seen, nor have more than a handful of intrepid indviduals, hidden by there little white pants, or in Smurfettes's case, a dainty Smurfrock, is that they all have in their front place, a corresponding indentation, a concave to their tail's convex. A Smurfhole, if you will. This Smurfagina is precisely the same dimension as the Smurfallus, but inverted, so that each one can comfortably fit into the other, like stacking cups, or some kind of horny, blue Lego(tm).
I don't have any pictures of a Smurfagina, or more rudely, Smunt, but if I did (I don't!) I would not post them. You'll just have to use your imagination and Smurf it out for yourselves.
So how does it work? How do they Smurf it?
Smurfs engaged in all variety of Smurfy activies. From the sweet and innocent:
to the totally Smurferted:
However none of these produce any new Smurfs. Even if two Smurfs Smurf each other very much, and Smurf their Smurfies together all night long, they still won't make no Smurfs!!!
It don't Smurfin' Smurf like that!
Stay tuned for Part 2: The Ritual, in which I will endeavor to explain exactly how it Smurfing Smurfs.
There are lots of Smurfs! Where do they come from? Why's there just one girl? Is she a total blue whore? What is in this shit?
WHAAAAT'S IN THIS SHIIIIITTTT?!?!?!
These are a few of the questions I asked myself when I set out on my Anthropo-chemico-logical expedition so long ago, in those hazy blue daze of yore. Much of the journey is now lost to the sands of time, and mists of clouded recollections, but based on my few remembered observations and copious, if often incoherent, field notes, I have been able to determine the following:
Smurfs are essentially hermaphroditic; that is ALL Smurfs have both boy parts AND girl parts...sort of. At least, they all look the same with their knickers off anyway. The majority of them identify male, except for Smurfette, who likes to play at being a girl. In reality, they are all exactly the same...down there, and in fact it is possible, though unproven, that the make turns turns assuming the various roles with which we are familiar.
EQUALS You will have noticed their stubby blue tails, which they make no pains to conceal. These are the equivalent of their male Smurfexual organs, potruding behind them in a constant, austentatious mating display. When aroused, these Smurfalluses pulse and quiver, and become turgid, though without increase in size. There is no need for the embiggenning, as it turns out.
Look! Look at his naughty Smenis!
What you have not seen, nor have more than a handful of intrepid indviduals, hidden by there little white pants, or in Smurfettes's case, a dainty Smurfrock, is that they all have in their front place, a corresponding indentation, a concave to their tail's convex. A Smurfhole, if you will. This Smurfagina is precisely the same dimension as the Smurfallus, but inverted, so that each one can comfortably fit into the other, like stacking cups, or some kind of horny, blue Lego(tm).
I don't have any pictures of a Smurfagina, or more rudely, Smunt, but if I did (I don't!) I would not post them. You'll just have to use your imagination and Smurf it out for yourselves.
So how does it work? How do they Smurf it?
Smurfs engaged in all variety of Smurfy activies. From the sweet and innocent:
to the totally Smurferted:
However none of these produce any new Smurfs. Even if two Smurfs Smurf each other very much, and Smurf their Smurfies together all night long, they still won't make no Smurfs!!!
It don't Smurfin' Smurf like that!
Stay tuned for Part 2: The Ritual, in which I will endeavor to explain exactly how it Smurfing Smurfs.
For anyone who ain't on teh Facebooks...
I hate all game shows all the time, but this shit cracked me up:
I don't know if Pineapple Express ended up being good...
...but here's a red band trailer of the new fantasy movie from the same guys. Definitely worth at least a few laughs. Plus: Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel.
Breaking Bad criminal aptitude test
http://blogs.amctv.com/breaking-bad/2010/07/criminal-aptitude-test-results.php
I took it twice because on a few of the questions I was totally torn on the answers. Apparently, I am half Walter White and half Badger. (I guess badgers and platypi *would* be friendly with each other...)
I took it twice because on a few of the questions I was totally torn on the answers. Apparently, I am half Walter White and half Badger. (I guess badgers and platypi *would* be friendly with each other...)
Really? Reaaaaaally???
In not so breaking news that comes as a surprise to nobody, a local news outlet touts one more ridiculous reason for parents to panic about the safety of their children on the EEEEEVIIIL internet.
Getting high on youtube videos, aka "digital drugs" or "iDosing." Hey, at least they aren't wearing tales and running in werewolf packs, right?
Getting high on youtube videos, aka "digital drugs" or "iDosing." Hey, at least they aren't wearing tales and running in werewolf packs, right?
Fer'iner Shows Americans How to Design Book Covers
Awesomely mind-bending covers for Philip K. Dick books, courtesy Italian artist Antonello Silverini:
More at the artist's blog.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
Martian Time-Slip
A Maze of Death
More at the artist's blog.
The #1 Reason To Never Eat At McDonald's While In Japan
It's way too long and way too scary... I recommend cutting out after about 1:30.
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