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Showing posts with label boobages. Show all posts
Boob humor (dedicated to Mandy)
I might've posted this before, but I think I only meant to and never got around to it.
First, take a quick peek at this actual infomercial that inspired the parody. You only need to watch a few seconds.
And now the embittered (and totally justified) response:
First, take a quick peek at this actual infomercial that inspired the parody. You only need to watch a few seconds.
And now the embittered (and totally justified) response:
Lest the blog become too classy...
Hot chicks in Batman shirts
Probably NSFW.
And don't be getting snooty about what is and isn't hot - it's important to have variety in our objectification of women :)
Probably NSFW.
And don't be getting snooty about what is and isn't hot - it's important to have variety in our objectification of women :)
I don't know if Pineapple Express ended up being good...
...but here's a red band trailer of the new fantasy movie from the same guys. Definitely worth at least a few laughs. Plus: Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel.
Dante's Inferno: The Video Game
Has anyone played the demo for this yet? It's in the style of God of War and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, where you fight off hordes of enemies, earn lots of combos, weaken big bosses with normal attacks, and eventually take them out in cinematic sequences by pressing certain buttons when prompted.
Lame, right? Naw, man.
I just played the demo, and for all that it's derivative in gameplay, it was WILDLY ENTERTAINING. It's metal beyond all games ever. It's got gore, nudity, and Heavy Metal-style animated sequences. It's unbelievably crass in how it weds the epic poem with brutally awesome combat, but wed them it does...right down to the inclusion of lurid scenes of a nude Beatrice and a cooly creepy visualization of Dante's guide, Virgil.
The demo starts out pedestrian but by the end I wanted to buy the game. And I don't even usually like these kinds of games! Increasingly stunning visuals, too. Genuinely disturbing.
NSFW is putting it mildly...
"Audio excerpts" of Sarah Palin's book as heard on Howard Stern...
(it's a little overlong, but there are some awesomely horrible gems even a little ways into it)
(it's a little overlong, but there are some awesomely horrible gems even a little ways into it)
Patrick Stewart's Best Scene Ever
The dude just got knighted, so in homage to his well-deserved status...
His awesomely pervy scene on Extras:
His awesomely pervy scene on Extras:
Webseries for fans of White Collr/Burn Notice
Just checked out the trailer for this and it looks pretty slick. Nick, I think you in particular might like it. (Or it might suck, but it's a good trailer):
From Crackle:
The Hot List - Dan
I participate because I have no choice. No explanation is given- they are hot, and you need nothing more.
1. Julia Stiles
2. Jewel Staite
3. Zooey Deschanel
4. Rachel Weisz
5. Thora Birch
1. Julia Stiles
2. Jewel Staite
3. Zooey Deschanel
4. Rachel Weisz
5. Thora Birch
The Hot List - Dave
In no particular order...
Emma Stone
She played hottie bad girl, Wichita, in Zombieland, and I believe her center of hottie power is her bangs. And slutty eye shadow.
Kristen Ritter
Whoa, bangs again - I'm sensing a trend. She was the lean, gothy, recovering addict girlfriend of Jesse Pinkman on the latest season of Breaking Bad.
Katie Featherston
To film audiences, she's the girl who was terrorized in Paranormal Activity. To guy film audiences, she's the BUSTY GIRL who spent a lot of time being terrorized IN HER UNDERWEAR in Paranormal Activity. There aren't any hottie pictures of her online because she appears to be just a normal girl (that's the appeal), but I screencapped a scene with cleavage, so...yay!
Kristen Schaal
That's right, Mel from Flight of the Conchords. By no means traditional, but there's something about her mousy obsessiveness that can't help but be cute. Kristen Schaal - makin' nasal sexy.
Renee Zellweger
I watched Chicago a few months ago and I've been pining for her ever since. She reached for the gun...and my heart! Now I don't think I've ever seen her in any other movies, so this might be more of a vote for a character than the actress. She really pulls off the slinky, ditsy, kind-of-sleazy 30s look in Chicago.
Emma Stone
She played hottie bad girl, Wichita, in Zombieland, and I believe her center of hottie power is her bangs. And slutty eye shadow.
Kristen Ritter
Whoa, bangs again - I'm sensing a trend. She was the lean, gothy, recovering addict girlfriend of Jesse Pinkman on the latest season of Breaking Bad.
Katie Featherston
To film audiences, she's the girl who was terrorized in Paranormal Activity. To guy film audiences, she's the BUSTY GIRL who spent a lot of time being terrorized IN HER UNDERWEAR in Paranormal Activity. There aren't any hottie pictures of her online because she appears to be just a normal girl (that's the appeal), but I screencapped a scene with cleavage, so...yay!
Kristen Schaal
That's right, Mel from Flight of the Conchords. By no means traditional, but there's something about her mousy obsessiveness that can't help but be cute. Kristen Schaal - makin' nasal sexy.
Renee Zellweger
I watched Chicago a few months ago and I've been pining for her ever since. She reached for the gun...and my heart! Now I don't think I've ever seen her in any other movies, so this might be more of a vote for a character than the actress. She really pulls off the slinky, ditsy, kind-of-sleazy 30s look in Chicago.
The Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes Possible
It starts with children's pimp costumes and only gets more heinous from there.
LINK (and oh yeah, it's NSFW due to faux-nudity)
LINK (and oh yeah, it's NSFW due to faux-nudity)
Woody's reign continues...
Red band trailer for Zombieland (that means they can have swears 'n' blood)...
Jennifer's Body
Red Band Trailer for the new Diablo Cody-penned, Megan Fox-starring movie about an evil demon-possessed cheerleader carving her way through high school boys.
I have to admit, I didn't think I'd have any interest, being at best moderately interested in horror and actively disinterested in Megan Fox, but... it's a pretty fun trailer.
I have to admit, I didn't think I'd have any interest, being at best moderately interested in horror and actively disinterested in Megan Fox, but... it's a pretty fun trailer.
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