Ubisoft Answers the Question: Can Wii games be sexy?

The answer is no. Dear God, no.

Rob Lowe's Moment of Awesome

Rob Lowe Goes Nuts from Rob Lowe

Simple but freaky Halloween prank

(I felt bad for the nice old lady)

"Eat da poo poo!"

Sometimes you don't know whether to laugh or cry. Here's a homophobic Ugandan minister warning his countrymen about what teh gays do: namely, "eat da poo poo!"

In the Spirit of Pranked with a Tire Iron...

lolreported

lolz, internet tough guy reported for threatening post

Wow.

That's a lot of symbolism....

One Nation Under God

This being the internet, however...

There's an exceptionally awesome Lovecraftian response image.

What I'm Thankful For:

Internet Snark


Muppets


Zooey Deschanel (and to a lesser extent, Joseph Gordon Levitt)


"Smells Like Teen Spirit" finally on Rock Band (I'd be thankful for Night Ranger, too, but they left off "Sister Christian." What. The. Fuck. I'm not paying for Night Ranger's other songs, I'm only paying to play their cheesiest anthem ever.)

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

12 oz roll of sausage? Fuck that.

When Jimmy Dean Sausages went from 16 ounces to 12 ounces, this man had a problem. Listen, won't you, to the call he made to their consumer feedback line...

(the coda, after he thinks he's hung up, is priceless)

But they didn't give a date...

for the Leifeld haters http://superfunadventuretime.com/2009/08/09/avengers-avenged/

Retired Boxer vs. Young Punk

A story to restore your faith in humanity...

A burglar who broke into a house and threatened a pensioner with a knife got more than he bargained for when the victim turned out to be a retired boxer who left him bruised and bleeding.

Frank Corti, 72, who served with the Royal Engineers in North Africa from 1956-58, dodged the knife and punched Gregory McCalium, 23, twice in the face, giving him a black eye and a swollen lip. He then restrained the attacker until police arrived.

Speaking after the case, Mr Corti said: "I was scared when he first drew the knife, but my old training must have kicked in because I just punched him as hard as I could and he went down like a sack of spuds. If you can't defend what's yours, where are we at?"

McCalium had denied the charge and claimed he could not remember what happened.

To sum:

Douchbag (actual Facebook image)



+ tough ol' bastard



=

Long Island Wants to Secede

Hey Dave, here's that clip Randy and I were telling you about.

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Long Island Wants to Secede
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Marvel Alphabet of Shame

Here.
All real characters. I knew more of them than I should.

The Ultimate Ultimate Warrior Freakout

Christian Bale Wants to Kick Your Ass

This Christian Bale tirade was recorded on the set of the new Terminator movie. Apparently he's tearing into the Director of Photography for wandering into the shot while the camera was rolling.

http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/christian-bale-being-a-prick-to-a-dp/

Should've used the batvoice...

One More Day! One More Day!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, jackass.

In celebration of Bush getting the *fuck* out of the White House, I give you David Letterman's Top 10 Favorite Bush Moments: