Let's shake things up a bit...

Dig it: this next trailer was on that "Worst Ever" list, but I say it got a bum rap. Sure, the movie's a total Shaft rip-off starring the guy who scored Shaft, but you can't tell me its trailer ain't one bad mutha ---

(SHUT YO MOUTH!)

But I'm talkin' 'bout Truck Turner!

Motherlover

Maybe something sincere tomorrow...

...but one last bit of snark before the clock tolls midnight. I already subjected Cindy to this, and she pronounced the video worse than the actual song.

Here it is...the no-budget tearjerker...

A film student project based on the "Christmas Shoes" song:

Mother of Bristol Palin's boyfriend faces drug charges

Just sayin'

"He carries two guns."

"One to stop trouble...and one to MAKE trouble."

Kick-ass (and highly quotable) red band trailer for BLACK DYNAMITE, a full-on throwback to 70s blaxploitation films:

I figure if I'm already going to hell...

...go for broke, amirite?