...but one last bit of snark before the clock tolls midnight. I already subjected Cindy to this, and she pronounced the video worse than the actual song.
Here it is...the no-budget tearjerker...
A film student project based on the "Christmas Shoes" song:
Firstly, the guy buying the shoes looks like a creepy pedo in the beginning of the video. He just won't stop eying the kid up and down longingly while chewing his gum in line. Also, the little kid looks a bit like somebody beat him up a couple hours ago. Possibly even beating him into retardation. Lastly, this music video makes me weep... from the anus.
ReplyDeleteGum-Chewing Guy is my fave. I mean, he's the dramatic linchpin of this moving tale of redemption, but he spends, like, four of the song's five minutes smacking his fucking gum!
ReplyDeleteAlso: the heartless clerk seems baked.