Shoes that make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs:

More officially licensed Star Wars shoes 'n stuff from Adidas HERE

These shoes... are fucking awesome

Buy some here.

(strangely enough, there already was a "shoes" tag)

When Batman builds a lawnmower, he BUILDS A LAWNMOWER.

Everyday items if Batman had designed them.

I thought they were pretty funny, especially #14 and #3.

You're doing it wrong.

I was telling Randy about that shit-o "Christmas Shoes" song...

...and somehow he'd managed to make it through life without ever seeing it, the lucky bastard. Well I'm here to fix things.

First, I present the vile song itself, with a video featuring scenes from the Rob Lowe movie they based on it. Man up and tough it out, people! It'll help you to better enjoy the second video I'm posting...



...and here we have comedian Patton Oswalt eviscerating the song:



Still haven't had enough Christmas Shoes? May I suggest meditating on the cover of the DVD of the movie! Rob looks a bit like a pedophile sizing up his quarry, doesn't he?

Cool Converse

This site has a bunch of awesome Converse on sale, including ones that were custom-painted by Scott Morse. Warning: Site is in Canadian, so you might need to use Babelfish to read it.