FIGHT ME

The Onion reveals secrets of winning the Kentucky Derby

Jockey Liam Hollins The Favorite To Brutally Whip Horse To Kentucky Derby Win

Daybreakers

Not a new trailer, but I came across it again the other day and I think it looks kinda cool.

Thoughts?

Random Fun Image Marathon - Day 4

11:57... almost didn't make it because I left my laptop at work and had to improv

Woody's reign continues...

Red band trailer for Zombieland (that means they can have swears 'n' blood)...

A Turtle. Not Xtranormal.

Supernatural, maybe. I bring you:

MURDER TURTLE

Do you take it (NSFW)

Straight from Danielle Corsetto to you!

Cheating at Street Fighter is unacceptable.

And this gentleman is here to reiterate that, in the most NSFW terms possible.

Stay with it at least a minute. It becomes funnier and strangely hypnotic.

THE CORPS

Since a number of us took the "Which Lantern Corps Are You?" quiz a few weeks back, I thought I'd provide some follow-up visuals. Here're pin-ups of all the factions, taken from an upcoming Free Comic Book Day special:

(sorry for the biggie post)

THE GREEN LANTERNS - straight up heroes



THE SINESTRO CORPS - the Big Bads



THE RED LANTERNS - Metal!!!!



THE BLUE LANTERNS - pretty much space Obamas



THE STAR SAPPHIRES - space hotties



THE ORANGE LANTERNS - Ebenezer Scrooge if he was orange. And an alien.



THE INDIGO TRIBE - new age gurus



THE BLACK LANTERNS - fuckin' zombies!

Dopey but kinda funny

Batman plays Mortal Kombat vs. DC:

Chinese Food & Nazi Zombies

Two great tastes that taste great together?

First, Jennifer 8. Lee discusses how much of Chinese food is actually Chinese (fortune cookies and General Tso's Chicken? Not so much):



Then, and sadly I can't find an embeddable video, but you must follow the link to this clip from Dead Snow, the Norwegian Zombie Nazi movie. Stick around until the end of the clip... it's worth it.

If only it were real...

Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchuks:

Uh oh.

Real-life Quidditch with accompanying video.

My fave part is how they handle the Golden Snitch.

The REAL Karate Kid II

None of that crazy drum shit. Just rock and roll and '80s nostalgia.

We all have to die sometime...

...so why not on a skateboard? (video)

New trailer for DC Universe vs. Mortal Kombat

Still a crazy-stupid idea, but the moves look fun and the graphics are nice enough...

NOTE: If it's not embedding in the blog, the video is here.

I just got wood

Dexter Season 3 Trailer.

I didn't watch all 2 mins and 45 seconds becasue it gets a little spoilery 45 seconds into the trailer, but you can pretty much safely watch that 45 seconds without getting spoiled.