The new Dungeons and Dragons Red Box Advert

...is FUCKING METAL!!!

I was watching a show I refuse to admit to watching on Hulu just now and saw an advert for the Dungeons and Dragons red box... and totally had to share.

It's too slow on the blog.

Thus, the perfect time for an asshole cigarette ad from ye olde tymes:

Holy crap.

Sears zombie wear

Did I post this last year?

Apparently nothing sells snack foods in Italy like the endorsement of nightmare-inhabiting serial killers...

Fer'iners get all the best commercials

When the Rapture Happens, What will Happen to your Pets?

Click on the link to meet the people who are going to step in and help you with your problem.

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What the what?!?!

(clickie to biggie)

Creepy 1971 Disney Land commercial

I'm not quite sure how this was supposed to be enticing - it appears this girl's being stalked by Disney characters.

Walt Whitman Levis Ad

The audio is from a wax cylinder widely thought to be of Whitman himself reading from his poem, "America."

The ad has some VERY cool B&W cinematography going on, and the audio/visual combinations really caught my eye. It's almost stirring, in a 1930's sort of way. Check it.