Despite love for Zooey Deschanel...

...her actual track record in movies is pretty awful for me and I got a kick out of this:

Can't Hug Every Cat - The Song

(I suggest you end the video at 2:00. if you keep watching at that point, it may ruin your good mood about funny cat video)

my friends...

made this vid. i think it is pretty hilarious. they've put it in this contest and you can help them win just by watching it, and sharing it if you like it.

http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/3EFBFFFF01C9A4B7001701421009/

also - i would like your review of it. i like it, but my opinion may be colored by the fact that i know these guys.

Ubisoft Answers the Question: Can Wii games be sexy?

The answer is no. Dear God, no.

Today's cocaine jokes...

...give me as good an excuse as any to bust out this Jimmy Smits classic:

Randy, meet Antoine Dodson

Been meaning to post this. Randy knows about this meme, but hasn't actually seen it. Very much this year's "Bubb Rubb."


The original footage (awesomeness kicks in at about 50 seconds):



The autotune remix that even an autotune hater like myself loves:

Rob Lowe's Moment of Awesome

Rob Lowe Goes Nuts from Rob Lowe

The day James Van Der Beek became cool

Vandermemes from James Van Der Beek

Who, me?

The perfect accompaniment to Nic Cage losing his shit

Nicolas Cage loses it

ALSO not Halloween related, but...

Got the new trailer here for the Warhammer 40K CGI movie. Crank up the volume for it. I wish the animation was a touch better, especially the mouth animation, but turning up the volume paves over some of the defects and makes you want to burn some Chaos Daemons.

Because the blog needs more beatboxin'

You can skip the guy's inane Ali G banter if it makes you want to murder him, but his beatbox skills are pretty good. As one YouTuber put it...

tht is sick im not in to beatboxin buht tht man gosh tht was gewd

I may need to see this if the Drafthouse runs it

The original Star Wars...created faithfully (sort of) by over 400 fans...each producing 15 seconds of it by any means...

Here's an extended clip. You'll see how it works. I found it awesomely ADD.

Girl quits job on dry erase board

My natural skepticism makes me assume these things are staged, but her presentation and facial expressions are so awesome I hope this one is true.

JUST FOLLOW THE LINK :)

Alan Moore IS Rorschach

I've seen Alan Moore read a Rorschach scene from Watchmen before. Might even have posted it. This is a different one, though, and he still does an amazing job. Somehow British accent Rorschach works.

The other interesting thing is that, as bitter as Moore can sometimes be, he seems rather enthused about Watchmen in this. And he definitely gets into portraying Rorschach.

(Rorschach reading begins at 3:55, though the rest of it's good stuff too)

Prolly not what the movie will be like

...but for this totally makes me think of Prince of Thieves mixed with 300, which is a match that might be the worst movie ever



More...

Also, Me want see this. Green Zone - Matt Damon by the same dude that directed Bourne Identity. Looks Bourne-ish.

Bronson - Biopic about he UK's "most violent prisoner" who gave himself the name Charles Bronson. Crazy/nifty/british, kinda feels like a late 90's flick.

An Italian family explains Lost...

I'm looking forward to the recap episode before the final season of Lost, but in the meantime, an Italian family explains all:

Samurai Hacker Ben

So I commissioned Thomas Reidy to do an illustration of me for an upcoming web site redesign. We may have gotten a little carried away with the awesomeness. Would you hire this man to build your web site?



I AM MAKE YOUR WEB SITE NOW ELSE YOU DIE!

Possibly my favorite local commercial yet