Showing posts with label things i hope happen to me soon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things i hope happen to me soon. Show all posts
A dramatic reading...
of "The Petals Fall Twice" - erotica written by Chip Zdarsky. NSFW. oh, no, NS at all.
An Important Message and Documentary
From The Fellatio Truth Movement.
Yeah, it's just a wee bit NSFW
Yeah, it's just a wee bit NSFW
Folks I'd Make The Sex With
David Duchovny 
Jeremy Piven
Joaquin Phoenix
Justin Timberlake
Dave Martindale
***A) These are in no particular order. B) I don't feel like typing out explainations or resizing the pics. As Dan pointed out, my participation was the only thing specified as mandatory. So there. :P C) Natalie Dormer almost beat out Jason Schwartzman, but then I saw her running around the interwebs with blonde hair and now she is ruined forevermore. D) After looking at the thirteen people I chose these six from, if you are trying to get into my pants, it appears your best bet is to have a prominent nose and/or be kind of an arrogant asshole and/or have a rather peculiar sense of humor and/or have a first initial of J or D. Lol.
Jeremy Piven
Joaquin Phoenix
Justin Timberlake
Dave Martindale
***A) These are in no particular order. B) I don't feel like typing out explainations or resizing the pics. As Dan pointed out, my participation was the only thing specified as mandatory. So there. :P C) Natalie Dormer almost beat out Jason Schwartzman, but then I saw her running around the interwebs with blonde hair and now she is ruined forevermore. D) After looking at the thirteen people I chose these six from, if you are trying to get into my pants, it appears your best bet is to have a prominent nose and/or be kind of an arrogant asshole and/or have a rather peculiar sense of humor and/or have a first initial of J or D. Lol.
Where The Wild Things Are - purty pictures
I had these new promotional stills queued up to post a few days back, but didn't want to flood the blog. Thing is, I'll forget about 'em if I don't, so indulge one more Wild Things post for the week if you will...
Even if the movie doesn't pan out (but it will!), I'd dig a book of images like this.
Even if the movie doesn't pan out (but it will!), I'd dig a book of images like this.
This may be the movie I was born to see.
The trailer's finally out for Spike Jonze's Where the Wild Things Are. I am very taken with it.
I highly, highly recommend watching the trailer in Quicktime, especially hi-def, both of which you can do RIGHT HERE, but even this embedded video has a button you can click for hi-def:
I highly, highly recommend watching the trailer in Quicktime, especially hi-def, both of which you can do RIGHT HERE, but even this embedded video has a button you can click for hi-def:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Apparently Saturday Night Live's been pretty good lately. I dug this bit from their last episode featuring Anne Hathaway pulling off a pretty dead-on Mary Poppins...
Go roight 'ere
Go roight 'ere
French Safe Sex Ads
These are by James Jean, so they are fucking gorgeous, but they also feature naked people in giant condoms swimming through a wonderland of genitals, so, yeah. Probably not safe for work. Linky Linky.
Dave updates his celebrity perv list...
D3 was following some kind of protocols and only changed one girlie on his list. I say that where we're going, we don't need rules. It's out with the old, in with the new. It's total reboot time.
In no particular order...
Jennifer Carpenter, aka "Dexter's sister on Dexter." Whoops, we do have one holdover!
Nora Zehetner, who walks the line between tomboy and vamp. Notably played the femme fatale in the high school noir, Brick. Smaller role on Heroes as mind-controller, Eden.
Christina Ricci. Makes the list due to general curvy weirdness and my recent viewings of Sleepy Hollow and Black Snake Moan (plus trailers for Speed Racer). She's been too skinny lately, but whatcha gon' do?
Helena Bonham Carter - now that's one freaky lady. She's here for Sweeney Todd, that last Harry Potter movie, and a recent rental of the Shakespeare flick, Twelfth Night.
And who can forget G.I. Jane? She's this list's irrisistable girl-next-door.
In no particular order...
Jennifer Carpenter, aka "Dexter's sister on Dexter." Whoops, we do have one holdover!
Nora Zehetner, who walks the line between tomboy and vamp. Notably played the femme fatale in the high school noir, Brick. Smaller role on Heroes as mind-controller, Eden.
Christina Ricci. Makes the list due to general curvy weirdness and my recent viewings of Sleepy Hollow and Black Snake Moan (plus trailers for Speed Racer). She's been too skinny lately, but whatcha gon' do?
Helena Bonham Carter - now that's one freaky lady. She's here for Sweeney Todd, that last Harry Potter movie, and a recent rental of the Shakespeare flick, Twelfth Night.
And who can forget G.I. Jane? She's this list's irrisistable girl-next-door.
Changes
...to my original cheat list
WAS:
1. Juliette Lewis
2. Tina Fey
3. Liv Tyler
4. Sarah Silverman
5. Agent M
IS NOW:
1. Juliette Lewis
2. Tina Fey
3. Sarah Silverman
4. Hayley Williams
5. Agent M
Some set of rules for changing the cheat lists seems to be needed. I propose that one change every six months be allowed. That way, serious thought has to be put into it, but the list can still be kept current. Also, I propose that in case of death, maiming injury, or revelation of sexual preference, that a free optional change be allowed.
This video is what prompted me to change my list. The band isn't particularly good, and it's the sort of obnoxious poop-punk that spews from Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson but...
This chick fucking breaks the cuteness meter for me:
WAS:
1. Juliette Lewis
2. Tina Fey
3. Liv Tyler
4. Sarah Silverman
5. Agent M
IS NOW:
1. Juliette Lewis
2. Tina Fey
3. Sarah Silverman
4. Hayley Williams
5. Agent M
Some set of rules for changing the cheat lists seems to be needed. I propose that one change every six months be allowed. That way, serious thought has to be put into it, but the list can still be kept current. Also, I propose that in case of death, maiming injury, or revelation of sexual preference, that a free optional change be allowed.
This video is what prompted me to change my list. The band isn't particularly good, and it's the sort of obnoxious poop-punk that spews from Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson but...
This chick fucking breaks the cuteness meter for me:
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