Then maybe a Big Mac isn't enough. Maybe you need... a Monster Mac. This monstrosity proudly features not two, not four, but EIGHT all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a sesame seed bun. This seems, perhaps, excessive.

Also, who knew Willard Scott was the original (and possibly the scariest) Ronald McDonald? Not me.
I actually knew the thing about Willard Scott, but that photo! Merciful Grimace, it's fucking EVIL!
ReplyDeleteI imagine Evil Ronald there is saying something like, "I ssssseeeeeeee yooooouuuuu..."
ReplyDeleteEVIL CLOWN!!!
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