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Holy Hippie Nonsense, Batman

Organic wheat grass drink mix? Whut?

Reeeeeeeaaaaally Sara? Reeeeeeeaaaaaaally?

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  1. but what about your alkalinity, David? DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT YOUR ALKILINITY?!?!?!?

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  2. I need a first hand account: what's it taste like?

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  3. Dave- I have actually had that packet sitting on my kitchen windowsill for at least six weeks... everytime I thought about drinking it, it made me sorta gag. Just for you and your curiosity, I decided that tonight was the night to whip up that grody brew. Holy fucking nastycrap, Batman. I couldn't even finish it because it kept making me gag (like for real) and I was afraid I was going to puke if I tried to drink anymore. That said, I do actually feel very light and healthy now and I was feeling pretty gross before I drank it. (See fb post regarding catsup dress and fry bra.)

    So, to answer your question, it tastes like alfalfa.

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  4. Your act of self-sacrifice may one day save others from a similar fate.

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  5. That is my dearest hope and wish!!

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