No more videos with bears, people. It's been done to perfection.
"So listen, I like that the bear is flying a jet-fighter and blowing up universities and shit, can we go bigger?"
"Bigger? Uh... how about if they blow up volcanoes too!"
"LOVE IT! But... BIGGER."
"Uh... maybe they could blow up the earth, then fly out into, uh, space?"
"YEAH! YEAH! And then, get this, their jet just fucking explodes! And the bear comes flying out with his laser hockey stick and flies down into the hockey stadium and then hits a hockey puck that, get this... blows up the net with a burst of fire!"
"The hockey stadium."
"Yeah."
"On the planet they just blew up."
"Yeah. Oh, and make sure you get music from Kenny Loggins *and* Metallica in there, too."
And that is why hockey is awesome.
ReplyDeleteNo more videos with bears, people. It's been done to perfection.
ReplyDelete"So listen, I like that the bear is flying a jet-fighter and blowing up universities and shit, can we go bigger?"
"Bigger? Uh... how about if they blow up volcanoes too!"
"LOVE IT! But... BIGGER."
"Uh... maybe they could blow up the earth, then fly out into, uh, space?"
"YEAH! YEAH! And then, get this, their jet just fucking explodes! And the bear comes flying out with his laser hockey stick and flies down into the hockey stadium and then hits a hockey puck that, get this... blows up the net with a burst of fire!"
"The hockey stadium."
"Yeah."
"On the planet they just blew up."
"Yeah. Oh, and make sure you get music from Kenny Loggins *and* Metallica in there, too."
And on the seventh day, The Bear rested.
ReplyDeletethat was OBVIOUSLY a hockey stadium in a parallel universe, Randy. Sheesh.
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