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The Euphemism Generator

Ever wanted over 500,000,000 ways to say "masturbating"? Like:

spinning the battering ram
steaming the croissant
crashing the wee husky
etc.

Of course you have!

So I give you The Euphemism Generator
Posted by Randy Lander on 11/29/2010 06:11:00 PM
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4 comments:

  1. Sara Q. Platypus11/29/10, 7:01 PM

    The two best it gave me- "befriending the bunny" and "buttering the elves".

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  2. Dave11/30/10, 2:37 PM

    tenderizing the enchilada.

    badgering the forbidden weasel.

    sniffing the pink pachyderm.

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  3. Uncle Staple12/1/10, 4:08 PM

    man handling the man handle.







    ok i made that up.

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  4. Dave12/2/10, 2:11 AM

    generating the ol' Nantucket cherry begonias.

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